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KhyberPass

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Problems with pet raccoons according to my countless hours of research

1. they have hands so you can’t keep them out of shit
2. When they become teenager raccoons they want to be raccoons and not your child anymkre
3. When you walk them they climb trees and won’t come down
4. They become obese because you cannot keep them out of the fridge, pantry, freezer, drawers, everything
5. They scratch the fuck outta you

but they’re also awesome so it’s almost worth it. Especially if you can teach it to steal for you
 

Shemp

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Problems with pet raccoons according to my countless hours of research

1. they have hands so you can’t keep them out of shit
2. When they become teenager raccoons they want to be raccoons and not your child anymkre
3. When you walk them they climb trees and won’t come down
4. They become obese because you cannot keep them out of the fridge, pantry, freezer, drawers, everything
5. They scratch the fuck outta you

but they’re also awesome so it’s almost worth it. Especially if you can teach it to steal for you
So 95% like a human kid
 

Hayata

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I'mma bust out some more fatherly advice.

Keep your baby on a schedule. YOUR schedule. We basically had to do it because we had twins but the GREATEST GENERATION was raised on a schedule back in the 20's...1920's...and it works!
 

dial1911

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Solid advice. I have a 4-year-old that won't sleep in her own bed now. That cute little baby I got to snuggle with every night is a 40lb, 3ft tall kicking and slapping monster now.


Our youngest has elbows and ankles that had to be sharpened on a stone to become what they are! Only ends up in our bed if she's sick though. And for maybe one bad dream a year.