Public toilets?

[KhyberPass]

Problems with pet raccoons according to my countless hours of research

1. they have hands so you can’t keep them out of shit
2. When they become teenager raccoons they want to be raccoons and not your child anymkre
3. When you walk them they climb trees and won’t come down
4. They become obese because you cannot keep them out of the fridge, pantry, freezer, drawers, everything
5. They scratch the fuck outta you

but they’re also awesome so it’s almost worth it. Especially if you can teach it to steal for you

 

[KhyberPass]

I have unlocked the "Make JDS take a step back' acheivement!!!

Kill it with fire!

 

[Rabbit2047]

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[Shemp]

Problems with pet raccoons according to my countless hours of research

1. they have hands so you can’t keep them out of shit
2. When they become teenager raccoons they want to be raccoons and not your child anymkre
3. When you walk them they climb trees and won’t come down
4. They become obese because you cannot keep them out of the fridge, pantry, freezer, drawers, everything
5. They scratch the fuck outta you

but they’re also awesome so it’s almost worth it. Especially if you can teach it to steal for you

So 95% like a human kid

 

[Shemp]

Kill it with fire!

 

[KhyberPass]

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Stop it! Nightmare fuel. I shoulda kept my .300blk

 

[Knight]

Stop it! Nightmare fuel. I shoulda kept my .300blk

I’m glad I kept mine.

 

[Shemp]

Stop it! Nightmare fuel. I shoulda kept my .300blk

 

[Hayata]

Oh, and don't EVER, EVER, EVER! let the baby sleep in your and momma's bed EVER!

 

[Rabbit2047]

Oh, and don't EVER, EVER, EVER! let the baby sleep in your and momma's bed EVER!

My boss is dealing with that shit now....

Every time he bitches about it I give him that "I told you so" look and he tells me shutup

 

[Jake]

Oh, and don't EVER, EVER, EVER! let the baby sleep in your and momma's bed EVER!

Solid advice. I have a 4-year-old that won't sleep in her own bed now. That cute little baby I got to snuggle with every night is a 40lb, 3ft tall kicking and slapping monster now.

 

[Hayata]

Solid advice. I have a 4-year-old that won't sleep in her own bed now. That cute little baby I got to snuggle with every night is a 40lb, 3ft tall kicking and slapping monster now.

Guys, learn from the MAN!

 

[Fast306stang]

I need some schooling.

Who makes this? ATI? What's it worth?

 

[Hayata]

I'mma bust out some more fatherly advice.

Keep your baby on a schedule. YOUR schedule. We basically had to do it because we had twins but the GREATEST GENERATION was raised on a schedule back in the 20's...1920's...and it works!

 

[Fast306stang]

No markings. What's this one worth?

 

[Rabbit2047]

I need some schooling.

Who makes this? ATI? What's it worth?

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Give ya $3.50 for it.

Looks like it might be stepped for a yugo

 

[mark23]

What the fuck is that!?

Do the meme again

 

[Hayata]

$3.25, but that's my last offer...

 

[dial1911]

Solid advice. I have a 4-year-old that won't sleep in her own bed now. That cute little baby I got to snuggle with every night is a 40lb, 3ft tall kicking and slapping monster now.

Our youngest has elbows and ankles that had to be sharpened on a stone to become what they are! Only ends up in our bed if she's sick though. And for maybe one bad dream a year.

 

[Fast306stang]

Give ya $3.50 for it.

Looks like it might be stepped for a yugo

Will it not work on a regular AK?