Public toilets?

[Peanut Butter]

Not at all, just didn't know they were still around... but I'm old and out of touch I guess.

Luv U BBB

 

[Peanut Butter]

You should name him @Peanut Butter because he's got shit stuck to his ass!

Ain’t stuck, you gone bye bye. Sayonara

 

[Fast306stang]

Late night, huh?

Early morning. I get up at 4:40 during the week.

 

[Blue bio balls]

That's fuckin awesome, never seen a holder dealie like that

They are hard to set down without one.

 

[Axeman]

You'd bang a tree right about now if no one was looking!



Wait. Who am I kidding. You don't care if anyone was looking or not.

TRUTH.


I remember back when I was in high school I was bringing something to my mom who worked at a florist's in the mall. As I was walking out (ALWAYS leave a mall as fast as possible), I passed a guy and girl (they were about my age) sitting at a bench.
The guy points to the girl (who was very cute) and asks me "Hey, would you fuck her right here in the middle of this mall?"
I was very caught off guard by the entirety of the question.
My mind was screaming "HELL YEAH!"
But someone on the back row of my brain was apparently holding a huge sign that said "Your MOM is right over there..."
I stuttered and stumbled and tried to appear gallant and said "Well, I'd think a gentleman would respect a ladies' privacy, but if you're asking if I think she's cute, the answer is yes. - But why are YOU asking me this?"

They both started laughing, I guess it must've been some sort of prank thing.

But a new line was created on my bucket list that day...

 

[Hayata]

Taquitos tonight
Smothered in cheese and salsa
Kalash Klub for life

 

[3x]

 

[Axeman]

They are hard to set down without one.

WRONG!

CONAN, how do you set down a drinking horn??


EMPTY

 

[Blue bio balls]

"Pot" roast....be ready in a hour..

 

[KhyberPass]

 

[Hayata]

Frozen taquitos
From Costco freezer section
Kalash Klub for life

 

[Blue bio balls]

Good bit of rosemary, smell is killin me.
I love my wife.

 

[Axeman]

Good bit of rosemary, smell is killin me.
I love my wife.

That's NOT a Haiku

 

[Hayata]

AK on my arm
Bakelite mags in my pouches
Kalash Klub for life

 

[2Glocks]

Chicken hour

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[Axeman]

Y'all need to give some Positive feedback to @Mr. Goodbar for those flatbacks!

I got mine today, delivered with a free truck by @Balthaz !!









(Most expensive mag delivery fee EVER!!! - But totally worth it!)

 

[FarewellToKings]

"Pot" roast....be ready in a hour..
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Be right over...

 

[lesptr]

"Pot" roast....be ready in a hour..
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Can you deliver to Seattle? I’ll be there in 2 hours.

 

[2Glocks]

Chickens on my farm
There are too many to count
My T is still low

 

[Fast306stang]

Loading up my mag

Thirty rounds at the ready

Keep fucking with me