Public toilets?

[Fast306stang]

I won’t suck a dick
There isn’t any way that I will
At least not for free

 

[KhyberPass]

Can a rock be soft?
Is the Earth a square planet?
Galil no AK

Once again you’re wrong
Haikus are your only real skill
And smashing cheap beer

 

[Fast306stang]

Wife “why is the TV paused on monster quest? Is it something you were wanting to watch? Just got caught up writing dick haikus??”

lolol

Day 2 of marriage, got caught writing dick Haikus. Starting out well...

 

[KhyberPass]

Once again you’re wrong
Haikus are your only real skill
And smashing cheap beer

Shit I think I hit 8 in the middle fuck I’m disqualified

 

[Axeman]

Once again you’re wrong
Haikus are your only real skill
And smashing cheap beer

I do not like beer.
Can I smash cheap waitresses?
Now to pick a bar...

 

[Fast306stang]

Best Haiku have pics

Stegman hates my coffee drink

Pumpkin latte me

 

[Rabbit2047]

You're doing it now
Cultural appropriation
Next is yellow face

 

[Axeman]

Only if you pay
Or start kidnapping pussy
I have some zip cuffs

I'm not too old yet
Still got a spring in my step
And a sproing in my...

 

[KhyberPass]

Where is mark two three?
Bet he’s watching P.B. Shit
Wish them both the best

 

[DeanMoriarty]

They are hard to set down without one.

I have a sword loop thingermabob that goes on my belt I keep mine in

 

[Fast306stang]

I have a sword loop thingermabob that goes on my belt I keep mine in

That's not a Haiku.

Did you get your mags?

 

[KhyberPass]

I have a sword loop thingermabob that goes on my belt I keep mine in

I have a sword loop
It goes on the belt I use
To keep my sword in

did your homework for ya, lemme get that dime bag

 

[Blue bio balls]

I have a sword loop thingermabob that goes on my belt I keep mine in

pic?

 

[Fast306stang]

Is everything we

Write going to be seven

Teen syllables now?

 

[DeanMoriarty]

That's not a Haiku.

Did you get your mags?

I was trying to
O with the thread catching up
You fucks are silly

 

[KhyberPass]

Is everything we

Write going to be seven

Teen syllables now?

Let’s start to reverse the script
It’s the Kalash way
We can make our own rules bro

 

[Axeman]

I'm getting hungry
I enjoy writing Haikus
I'm in a weird mood.

 

[DeanMoriarty]

Mail call from tub dad
Humongous box full of mags
And some pouches too

 

[Fast306stang]

Let’s start to reverse the script
It’s the Kalash way
We can make our own rules bro

I like this idea

Live and die free

Kakash Klub rules

 

[Okuma]

Pizza for dinner
Cauliflower crust was good
Five syllables next