You'd bang a tree right about now if no one was looking!
Wait. Who am I kidding. You don't care if anyone was looking or not.
TRUTH.
I remember back when I was in high school I was bringing something to my mom who worked at a florist's in the mall. As I was walking out (ALWAYS leave a mall as fast as possible), I passed a guy and girl (they were about my age) sitting at a bench.
The guy points to the girl (who was very cute) and asks me "Hey, would you fuck her right here in the middle of this mall?"
I was very caught off guard by the entirety of the question.
My mind was screaming "HELL YEAH!"
But someone on the back row of my brain was apparently holding a huge sign that said "Your MOM is right over there..."
I stuttered and stumbled and tried to appear gallant and said "Well, I'd think a gentleman would respect a ladies' privacy, but if you're asking if I think she's cute, the answer is yes. - But why are YOU asking me this?"
They both started laughing, I guess it must've been some sort of prank thing.
But a new line was created on my bucket list that day...