Faktory 47

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

Axeman

If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re FUKT!!!
Kalash Klub
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Goat Rodeo Clown
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You'd bang a tree right about now if no one was looking!



Wait. Who am I kidding. You don't care if anyone was looking or not.


TRUTH.


I remember back when I was in high school I was bringing something to my mom who worked at a florist's in the mall. As I was walking out (ALWAYS leave a mall as fast as possible), I passed a guy and girl (they were about my age) sitting at a bench.
The guy points to the girl (who was very cute) and asks me "Hey, would you fuck her right here in the middle of this mall?"
I was very caught off guard by the entirety of the question.
My mind was screaming "HELL YEAH!"
But someone on the back row of my brain was apparently holding a huge sign that said "Your MOM is right over there..."
I stuttered and stumbled and tried to appear gallant and said "Well, I'd think a gentleman would respect a ladies' privacy, but if you're asking if I think she's cute, the answer is yes. - But why are YOU asking me this?"

They both started laughing, I guess it must've been some sort of prank thing.

But a new line was created on my bucket list that day...