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MAIL CALL!

Before the incident that led to a ban, Gaige (aka, Knight) was putting together a surprise box for me. It came Friday but with the M&G yesterday & finding out Friday night that a friend of over 40 years is having cancer surgery soon, I haven't gotten this up until now.

A bunch of stuff crammed into this one:
A multi-tool, emergency rations for the Big Igloo, a manual for an SU-16 (?), a gun lock (cuz of course I lock all my guns up all the time, even when I'm shooting them), an East German belt (that is actually large enough to fit an old fat man, barely), a dvd of Sicario, an AK mag (I guess I have no choice but to buy an AK now), the silver thing on the AK mag is a .999 fine one gram silver ingot with an AK on it (growing my incredibly meager silver collection), some 12 gauge shells (never can have too many), a shotgun shell style shot glass, a depleted uranium 30mm shell casing (going to my 13 yr old grandnephew who is starting to get interested in military stuff as well as shooting. No wonder the liberal ladies from Cali hate me), a soviet pin & what I assume to be some AK tools (any education would be appreciated).
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Close up of EG belt buckle:
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BUT WAIT, there's more:

Illustrated book of Rifles & Machine Guns, letter stencils, a Viet Nam era propaganda bag (In the mid-80s I could have read the Vietnamese writing, but that info has faded) & a jar of "gun cleaner" from an esteemed member here. One of the rules when folks come shooting at my place is you have to shoot the Terminator at least once. This gift box may add a new rule: you have to sample the "gun cleaner" in the Shotgun Shell glass.
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And saving the best for last" A Hungarian gas mask. (Actually big enough to fit my melon head. My wife claimed the Czech gas mask bag @2Glocks sent me. My 15 yr. old grandniece is already eyeballing this bag.)
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That’s cool. Bring him back! I mean he was a bitter faggot that talked a lot of shit, but probably because he’s also a underpaid fireman so I guess he’s entitled to complaining
 
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DeanMoriarty

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I really don't think I hit the trigger, but maybe?
I was trying to pull out the drum on the wasr while TALKING TO OUR BUDDIES GRANDMA...turns out that sucker'll shoot with the safety on :oops:
@Rabbit2047 let me know if you have one, otherwise I'll go on the interwebs, was it you that wanted the dye and shellac? Maybe we can swap
 

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I've been on a CPAP for 10 years bc of a severely deviated septum from when my dad broke my nose a couple of times when I was a kid.

Oakley flip flops.

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Your dad used to beat your ass? Did you get him back?
I have a friend whose dad beat the shit out of him until he was 18 or so for smoking, fucking girls without being married, etc, and one day he had enough and turned on him and knocked the fuck out of him. Had to call an ambulance to revive him.
I‘m glad I never had that happen
 

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Your dad used to beat your ass? Did you get him back?
I have a friend whose dad beat the shit out of him until he was 18 or so for smoking, fucking girls without being married, etc, and one day he had enough and turned on him and knocked the fuck out of him. Had to call an ambulance to revive him.
I‘m glad I never had that happen

Yeah. I won fights but all that did was give him a vendetta. I lost fights bc I was trying NOT to fight back.

Last fight I spent the night in jail bc he called the cops, I guess I scared him bc that was the first time I choked him. I have to explain that one to the judge everytime I have my carry permit renewed.

We aren't on talking terms, we haven't been for awhile. But I found out he was beating on my mom so I called the cops and he went to jail and now he swears i did it as payback.
 

Fast306stang

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I wish I had a normal family. But I've come to terms with it out of necessity. I can't change it and it eats at me immensely if I let it.

But ya know, others here had it worse. I have a lot of sympathy/empathy/respect for those who have been through it.