I used my 1 emergency call piss drunk off of frozen margaritasIf Jordan texts you with #emergency, don't answer
totally worth it
I used my 1 emergency call piss drunk off of frozen margaritasIf Jordan texts you with #emergency, don't answer
So you want to take my last name but the one time I call, you bail bc you figured it was an accident? Hmmm mmmm! Suuuuuure. I know cold feet when I see it!
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We talk for 20 increments about overthrowing .govNo lie Jordan called me about 3 weeks ago after he and @Bigigloopt2 drank all the margs at the Mexican restaurant. I didn't answer then either as I'd never talked to him live. I texted back with did you mean to call? He texted back with #emergency.
His emergency was he wanted to tell me for 45 minutes how sexy my voice sounded
I have only used the word viscosity when describing my semenFor real honey question though. I thought it never went bad? While that may be true, I have noticed that honey once it gets older seems to congeal and has a different viscosity. Is that because it's usually crap honey-bear type honey?
It only took 2 months for my wife to hit the steps coming into the garage and knock some bricks loose. I'm honestly surprised it didn't happen sooner. Not blaming her at all. Stupid design.
I have only used the word viscosity when describing my semen
I can attest this being trueNo lie Jordan called me about 3 weeks ago after he and @Bigigloopt2 drank all the margs at the Mexican restaurant. I didn't answer then either as I'd never talked to him live. I texted back with did you mean to call? He texted back with #emergency.
His emergency was he wanted to tell me for 45 minutes how sexy my voice sounded
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