Howard Law

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

Fast306stang

Black Bear under anesthesia
Site Supporter
Kalash Klub
Jul 1, 2015
18,091
98,514
113
Zip code
31028
Ugh, been busy, it's taken me all day to finally get caught up!

Mail call from yesterday:

Thanks @DeanMoriarty!

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Dinner tonight:

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Herbie playing his games again...run to the top of the first set of stairs and wait for you to make a move to pet him...then run to the upstairs bonus room. Every. Time. He'll sit in this pose for a minute and not move until you do. Goofy cat.

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I see he found the roll of TP in the upstairs bathroom:

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So I come downstairs to make my lunch. The other day I was doing the same thing and I hear a knock at the back of the house, I can't tell from which window. As I'm contemplating what I heard, I hear it again. Still not sure which window but I grab my piece, turn on the back lights and go outside, investigate and find nothing. Which is what I expected.

Tonight I hear it again, 4 knocks, definitely on the window but I'm not sure which one. Julie comes running out of the master bedroom, telling me something knocked on the bedroom window. I grab my AR which is the only weapon I have equipped with a light, ease out the back door and find nothing. There's absolutely nothing within reach of the windows. No branches, nothing. Even my son heard it this time. My gates are both closed...they don't look disturbed. I'm at a loss.
 

2Glocks

Off base and off line
Site Supporter
Kalash Klub
Aug 30, 2019
7,882
48,950
113
Your Mother’s House
Zip code
69696
So I come downstairs to make my lunch. The other day I was doing the same thing and I hear a knock at the back of the house, I can't tell from which window. As I'm contemplating what I heard, I hear it again. Still not sure which window but I grab my piece, turn on the back lights and go outside, investigate and find nothing. Which is what I expected.

Tonight I hear it again, 4 knocks, definitely on the window but I'm not sure which one. Julie comes running out of the master bedroom, telling me something knocked on the bedroom window. I grab my AR which is the only weapon I have equipped with a light, ease out the back door and find nothing. There's absolutely nothing within reach of the windows. No branches, nothing. Even my son heard it this time. My gates are both closed...they don't look disturbed. I'm at a loss.

Sounds like house gnomes to me.

best way to get rid of them is to Jack it in each room over the course of a week. Good luck and it won’t work if you try to be quiet.
 

Bigigloopt2

Meme boojahideen
Kalash Klub
Oct 31, 2019
7,908
46,014
113
Earth
Ugh, been busy, it's taken me all day to finally get caught up!

Mail call from yesterday:

Thanks @DeanMoriarty!

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Dinner tonight:

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Herbie playing his games again...run to the top of the first set of stairs and wait for you to make a move to pet him...then run to the upstairs bonus room. Every. Time. He'll sit in this pose for a minute and not move until you do. Goofy cat.

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I see he found the roll of TP in the upstairs bathroom:

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So I come downstairs to make my lunch. The other day I was doing the same thing and I hear a knock at the back of the house, I can't tell from which window. As I'm contemplating what I heard, I hear it again. Still not sure which window but I grab my piece, turn on the back lights and go outside, investigate and find nothing. Which is what I expected.

Tonight I hear it again, 4 knocks, definitely on the window but I'm not sure which one. Julie comes running out of the master bedroom, telling me something knocked on the bedroom window. I grab my AR which is the only weapon I have equipped with a light, ease out the back door and find nothing. There's absolutely nothing within reach of the windows. No branches, nothing. Even my son heard it this time. My gates are both closed...they don't look disturbed. I'm at a loss.
Flying squirrels are very active this time of year
 

T_Max

Master of the Meat
Super Moderator
Kalash Klub
Lifetime Supporter
Apr 30, 2015
8,317
41,920
113
NW GA
Ugh, been busy, it's taken me all day to finally get caught up!

Mail call from yesterday:

Thanks @DeanMoriarty!

View attachment 111590

Dinner tonight:

View attachment 111591

Herbie playing his games again...run to the top of the first set of stairs and wait for you to make a move to pet him...then run to the upstairs bonus room. Every. Time. He'll sit in this pose for a minute and not move until you do. Goofy cat.

View attachment 111594

I see he found the roll of TP in the upstairs bathroom:

View attachment 111595

So I come downstairs to make my lunch. The other day I was doing the same thing and I hear a knock at the back of the house, I can't tell from which window. As I'm contemplating what I heard, I hear it again. Still not sure which window but I grab my piece, turn on the back lights and go outside, investigate and find nothing. Which is what I expected.

Tonight I hear it again, 4 knocks, definitely on the window but I'm not sure which one. Julie comes running out of the master bedroom, telling me something knocked on the bedroom window. I grab my AR which is the only weapon I have equipped with a light, ease out the back door and find nothing. There's absolutely nothing within reach of the windows. No branches, nothing. Even my son heard it this time. My gates are both closed...they don't look disturbed. I'm at a loss.
Your house was built on an Indian burialground
 

karlvv

The LEGEND
Kalash Klub
Lifetime Supporter
Apr 3, 2015
3,784
12,415
113
Harlem, GA
Zip code
30814
Ugh, been busy, it's taken me all day to finally get caught up!

Mail call from yesterday:

Thanks @DeanMoriarty!

View attachment 111590

Dinner tonight:

View attachment 111591

Herbie playing his games again...run to the top of the first set of stairs and wait for you to make a move to pet him...then run to the upstairs bonus room. Every. Time. He'll sit in this pose for a minute and not move until you do. Goofy cat.

View attachment 111594

I see he found the roll of TP in the upstairs bathroom:

View attachment 111595

So I come downstairs to make my lunch. The other day I was doing the same thing and I hear a knock at the back of the house, I can't tell from which window. As I'm contemplating what I heard, I hear it again. Still not sure which window but I grab my piece, turn on the back lights and go outside, investigate and find nothing. Which is what I expected.

Tonight I hear it again, 4 knocks, definitely on the window but I'm not sure which one. Julie comes running out of the master bedroom, telling me something knocked on the bedroom window. I grab my AR which is the only weapon I have equipped with a light, ease out the back door and find nothing. There's absolutely nothing within reach of the windows. No branches, nothing. Even my son heard it this time. My gates are both closed...they don't look disturbed. I'm at a loss.

It's probably a horny ghost. Show him your peen and he'll go away dissatisfied.
 

AC-130 Above

WTB: SVT-40
Kalash Klub
Oct 14, 2019
8,045
37,497
113
Newnan
Zip code
30263
Ugh, been busy, it's taken me all day to finally get caught up!

Mail call from yesterday:

Thanks @DeanMoriarty!

View attachment 111590

Dinner tonight:

View attachment 111591

Herbie playing his games again...run to the top of the first set of stairs and wait for you to make a move to pet him...then run to the upstairs bonus room. Every. Time. He'll sit in this pose for a minute and not move until you do. Goofy cat.

View attachment 111594

I see he found the roll of TP in the upstairs bathroom:

View attachment 111595

So I come downstairs to make my lunch. The other day I was doing the same thing and I hear a knock at the back of the house, I can't tell from which window. As I'm contemplating what I heard, I hear it again. Still not sure which window but I grab my piece, turn on the back lights and go outside, investigate and find nothing. Which is what I expected.

Tonight I hear it again, 4 knocks, definitely on the window but I'm not sure which one. Julie comes running out of the master bedroom, telling me something knocked on the bedroom window. I grab my AR which is the only weapon I have equipped with a light, ease out the back door and find nothing. There's absolutely nothing within reach of the windows. No branches, nothing. Even my son heard it this time. My gates are both closed...they don't look disturbed. I'm at a loss.
put a bear trap by the window with some sticks/leaves to cover it. When the cops come tell them its for the coyotes not for people
 

DeanMoriarty

oW n ER
Site Supporter
Kalash Klub
Lifetime Supporter
Jun 19, 2020
8,933
42,458
113
Emerson GA
Ugh, been busy, it's taken me all day to finally get caught up!

Mail call from yesterday:

Thanks @DeanMoriarty!

View attachment 111590

Dinner tonight:

View attachment 111591

Herbie playing his games again...run to the top of the first set of stairs and wait for you to make a move to pet him...then run to the upstairs bonus room. Every. Time. He'll sit in this pose for a minute and not move until you do. Goofy cat.

View attachment 111594

I see he found the roll of TP in the upstairs bathroom:

View attachment 111595

So I come downstairs to make my lunch. The other day I was doing the same thing and I hear a knock at the back of the house, I can't tell from which window. As I'm contemplating what I heard, I hear it again. Still not sure which window but I grab my piece, turn on the back lights and go outside, investigate and find nothing. Which is what I expected.

Tonight I hear it again, 4 knocks, definitely on the window but I'm not sure which one. Julie comes running out of the master bedroom, telling me something knocked on the bedroom window. I grab my AR which is the only weapon I have equipped with a light, ease out the back door and find nothing. There's absolutely nothing within reach of the windows. No branches, nothing. Even my son heard it this time. My gates are both closed...they don't look disturbed. I'm at a loss.
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