Howard Law

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

Axeman

If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re FUKT!!!
Kalash Klub
Lifetime Supporter
Dec 5, 2016
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Goat Rodeo Clown
Zip code
30188
Well, my cylinder in my doorknob stopped working for some reason, and upon opening up said knob, I realize there's no way for me to turn it at all, as it is encased. No chance of simply removing the hinge pins, as it's an outswing and I put safety hinges on it. After an angle grinder and some hammering, I now have a broken fucking front door that's still not open. But hey, at least I've got tomorrow planned eh? EH?
Fuckin fuck shit fuck
You should’ve called the Alpha Boyz, they already figured out how to breach that door last week...
 

Okuma

Proprietor
Kalash Klub
Lifetime Supporter
Oct 26, 2016
4,704
23,978
113
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Zip code
30115

DeanMoriarty

oW n ER
Site Supporter
Kalash Klub
Lifetime Supporter
Jun 19, 2020
8,933
42,458
113
Emerson GA

Fast306stang

Black Bear under anesthesia
Site Supporter
Kalash Klub
Jul 1, 2015
18,091
98,514
113
Zip code
31028
Morning gents!

TGIF....and rifle season starts tomorrow!

@Fast306stang - my secret for finding really good Mexican food (Molcajetes, Pozole, Birria, etc...)
Google "Menudo near me", or "Menudo" + the town you're searching.

If they have menudo on the weekends, odds are really good they are quality. Pull up and see lawn trailers, construction crews eating there, you know you've succeeded.

So...to find the REALLY GOOD stuff, I have to search for the REALLY BAD stuff? Intriguing!

LMAO! But I bet you're right, you'll find the truly authentic stuff if they have menudo. I want to go back to the place that didn't have anybody who spoke English...food was really good there.

I should have been a foodie with my own TV show or something, I like the different cultures when I travel. The sandwich shops in Jersey and NY are just incredible, the pizza joints too. I couldn't live there, but I do enjoy the eateries there. I think I've mentioned Chicago also...I'd LOVE to try some places there but I know I'm not going lol...

It's truly funny to watch my father-in-law at some of these places. He just cannot adapt lmao! The funniest was at a diner in NYC. Me and my wife were in line, I'm watching the guy behind the counter, "WHATCHUGOT?" And point his finger right at you, just a totally in-your-face experience. I made up my mind if I fucked up and forgot something on my order, I was just gonna live with it. I was nervous, not gonna lie. I breathed a sigh of relief when I placed my order for me and my wife with 100 percent accuracy. WHEW! "WHATCHUGOT?" Next person...I looked about 4 ppl in line behind me where my father-in-law was and told Julie, "Your dad's about to get fucked up..."

Pointed the finger right at him, "WHATCHUGOT?"

"Uhhhhhhhh..."

Skip, "WHATCHUGOT?"

:roflmao: