Howard Law

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

Fast306stang

Black Bear under anesthesia
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I'm finished drinking. I allllllmost killed that 5th and then that 5th tried to kill me.

I woke up in the bathtub covered in puke and didn't care bc it felt good bc i was cold and it was warm. And I wanted to die.

But me and @MrsFast306stang had a good talk (I think?) about things that I've been holding in i guess. Not about her, about life things that I struggle with some days.

I feel good today, but I still smell like puke. Would have been funny if @Jds556762 or @mark23 would have answered their phones lol...I've never talked to @mark23 before. So no pictures and no voice to put with a name lmao...

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Bigigloopt2

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I'm finished drinking. I allllllmost killed that 5th and then that 5th tried to kill me.

I woke up in the bathtub covered in puke and didn't care bc it felt good bc i was cold and it was warm. And I wanted to die.

But me and @MrsFast306stang had a good talk (I think?) about things that I've been holding in i guess. Not about her, about life things that I struggle with some days.

I feel good today, but I still smell like puke. Would have been funny if @Jds556762 or @mark23 would have answered their phones lol...I've never talked to @mark23 before. So no pictures and no voice to put with a name lmao...

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Geez dude, glad your ok.if you ever need to chat lmk
 

Fast306stang

Black Bear under anesthesia
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Geez dude, glad your ok.if you ever need to chat lmk

I was fine until I got close to finishing the bottle. It tricked me into a goal of polishing it off lol.

But thank you. It's sobering in a way. I need to make changes in my relationships with ppl and things. I'm too selfish about things.
 

KhyberPass

Vaginal wart inspector
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I'm finished drinking. I allllllmost killed that 5th and then that 5th tried to kill me.

I woke up in the bathtub covered in puke and didn't care bc it felt good bc i was cold and it was warm. And I wanted to die.

But me and @MrsFast306stang had a good talk (I think?) about things that I've been holding in i guess. Not about her, about life things that I struggle with some days.

I feel good today, but I still smell like puke. Would have been funny if @Jds556762 or @mark23 would have answered their phones lol...I've never talked to @mark23 before. So no pictures and no voice to put with a name lmao...

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You on speaker Phone hammered drunk at 4pM inside the pizza restaurant with the whole family was a risk Leighann wouldn’t let me take lolololol you where gone by the time I finished

I told her too, if I don’t get this he’ll be dead by the time we’re finished eating
 

KhyberPass

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I'm finished drinking. I allllllmost killed that 5th and then that 5th tried to kill me.

I woke up in the bathtub covered in puke and didn't care bc it felt good bc i was cold and it was warm. And I wanted to die.

But me and @MrsFast306stang had a good talk (I think?) about things that I've been holding in i guess. Not about her, about life things that I struggle with some days.

I feel good today, but I still smell like puke. Would have been funny if @Jds556762 or @mark23 would have answered their phones lol...I've never talked to @mark23 before. So no pictures and no voice to put with a name lmao...

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This is one of those mornings you wake up at 5am after drinking A whole fifth and you’re like “Well shit I feel better than I thought I would sweet!” But by the 11am the world won’t stop spinning and your clothes are soaked from hot flashes
 

EugenFJR

An anchor on a ship of fools.
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People who should not make youtube review videos

1: people who knowingly review a recalled product
2: fatasses who are in no physical shape to be an "operator"
3: people that use exaggerated C Clamp
4: people that grossly exaggerate
5: the guy in this video

Anybody who uses a C clamp, and thinks that's the best way to shoot, I will automatically dismiss them as knowing anything about the subject of shooting.
 

Fast306stang

Black Bear under anesthesia
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You on speaker Phone hammered drunk at 4pM inside the pizza restaurant with the whole family was a risk Leighann wouldn’t let me take lolololol you where gone by the time I finished

I told her too, if I don’t get this he’ll be dead by the time we’re finished eating

Lmfao! Your intuition was SPOT-ON.

It's been 10 years since I've really gone nuts like this. Not gonna do it at the next 10. Nope.

I'm surprised I was actually able to call you. My phone was covered in puke.