GA Firing Line

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

Axeman

If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re FUKT!!!
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Hey @gaigeboyd , know much about smoke alarms?
I’ve recently found out that my dog is abnormally freaked out by the stupid little beeps when the batteries go bad (he woke me up one morning at 0400 trying to tear the door to my bedroom down, and I nearly shot him), so I replaced all the batteries in all of them with brand new from the store, but now they’re randomly still beeping occasionally.
As a result, I nearly shot the dog again last weekend when he got closed into the master bathroom and then the alarm downstairs started beeping. He went nuts - never barked - and chewed the shit out of the door frame, to the point where his gums were bleeding all over it.
Anyway, I went ahead and replaced two of the alarms because no matter which battery I put in them they still beeped. Now the one in the basement is pulling this same shit.

What the fuck?? Do they just go bad after 10-15 years and go crazy?

Edit: luckily the dog is in the back yard. He’s got this look on his face like “Y’all don’t expect ME to fucking come back in yet, right?”
 
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Fast306stang

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Hey @gaigeboyd , know much about smoke alarms?
I’ve recently found out that my dog is abnormally freaked out by the stupid little beeps when the batteries go bad (he woke me up one morning at 0400 trying to tear the door to my bedroom down, and I nearly shot him), so I replaced all the batteries in all of them with brand new from the store, but now they’re randomly still beeping occasionally.
As a result, I nearly shot the dog again last weekend when he got closed into the master bathroom and then the alarm downstairs started beeping. He went nuts - never barked - and chewed the shit out of the door frame, to the point where his gums were bleeding all over it.
Anyway, I went ahead and replaced two of the alarms because no matter which battery I put in them they still beeped. Now the one in the basement is pulling this same shit.

What the fuck?? Do they just go bad after 10-15 years and go crazy?

Dammit man! Sorry to hear this!
 

Knight

Yeet yite yote
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Hey @gaigeboyd , know much about smoke alarms?
I’ve recently found out that my dog is abnormally freaked out by the stupid little beeps when the batteries go bad (he woke me up one morning at 0400 trying to tear the door to my bedroom down, and I nearly shot him), so I replaced all the batteries in all of them with brand new from the store, but now they’re randomly still beeping occasionally.
As a result, I nearly shot the dog again last weekend when he got closed into the master bathroom and then the alarm downstairs started beeping. He went nuts - never barked - and chewed the shit out of the door frame, to the point where his gums were bleeding all over it.
Anyway, I went ahead and replaced two of the alarms because no matter which battery I put in them they still beeped. Now the one in the basement is pulling this same shit.

What the fuck?? Do they just go bad after 10-15 years and go crazy?

yes Generally they have a 10 year life span. The ones we give out at work we recommend people get new ones every 10 years. Now, if you get new ones, your house must be haunted if it still beeps lol
 

Axeman

If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re FUKT!!!
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yes Generally they have a 10 year life span. The ones we give out at work we recommend people get new ones every 10 years. Now, if you get new ones, your house must be haunted if it still beeps lol

Thanks.

I am right next to an 1870's graveyard, and my house sits on Civil War battlefield, so haunting is a possibility. Those fuckers need to just go toward the light, dammit, and leave my dog alone.
 

karlvv

The LEGEND
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Thanks.

I am right next to an 1870's graveyard, and my house sits on Civil War battlefield, so haunting is a possibility. Those fuckers need to just go toward the light, dammit, and leave my dog alone.

Your house needs an exorcism. You should get a "ghost hunter" asap and film it of course.