I will never wake up and think wow that was a fucked up dream.cause by far you have the most fucked up dreams,
Shit, I used to have dreams like that, too.
I still remember many of them, and in one I was a version of James Bond. Not like the Roger Moore or Timothy Dalton versions, I was the badass type, but this was before Daniel Craig. So kinda like him, but better looking, and a better shot, of course.
That dream was too long to tell.
But I did get the girl.
And then in the very end after the mission was done we were swimming away in a place that looked like Gibraltar and the top of the cliff exploded. It came down and the edge just caught her as we were trying to swim away.
I was 16 when I had that dream, and I still remember her face. It was so real, I woke up crying, and was depressed for at least a week after that.