Howard Law

What do you do

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    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
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CQB27

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That’s fucking terrifying because I know what the skinny ones can do.

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I saw one about that size, old and hairless just like that one, in a fenced in cage in Okinawa. He was wearing boxing gloves on his hands and feet. For $10 you could have a go at him and if you lasted 60 seconds you won $50. :oops:

I watched one drunk dude give it a go. That chimp grabbed the bars on top of the cage, hoisted himself up to shoulder level, locked his legs around the dudes neck (smashing his chimp dick and balls into the guys face in the process) and commenced to pounding him on top of the head with hammer fists. Lasted about 10 seconds, LOL!

True story
 
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I saw one about that size, old and hairless just like that one, in a fenced in cage in Okinawa. He was wearing boxing gloves on his hands and feet. For $10 you could have a go at him and if you lasted 60 seconds you won $50. :oops:

I watched one drunk dude give it a go. That chimp grabbed the bars on top of the cage, hoisted himself up to shoulder level, locked his legs around the dudes neck (smashing his chimp dick and balls into the guys face in the process) and commenced to pounding him on top of the head with hammer fists. Lasted about 10 seconds, LOL!

True story

Holy cow, dude!!!
 

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I saw one about that size, old and hairless just like that one, in a fenced in cage in Okinawa. He was wearing boxing gloves on his hands and feet. For $10 you could have a go at him and if you lasted 60 seconds you won $50. :oops:

I watched one drunk dude give it a go. That chimp grabbed the bars on top of the cage, hoisted himself up to shoulder level, locked his legs around the dudes neck (smashing his chimp dick and balls into the guys face in the process) and commenced to pounding him on top of the head with hammer fists. Lasted about 10 seconds, LOL!

True story
People just don't want to accept that the AVERAGE Chimp is roughly 10Xstronger than a REALLY STRONG human. There's a scene in some of Jane Goodall's chimp research film where she's trying to get the old chimp she named David Graybeard to do a trick. Two guys strain to carry over a steel strongbox he knows fruit is in. He keeps tapping the strongbox for her to open it. She won't until he does the trick. He gets pissed, casually backhands her to the ground, picks up the strongbox with one hand, lifts it over his head & walks off with =it held in the air over his head one-handed. They found it later in the jungle beat to shit with rocks. the hinge had eventually failed & he got his damn fruit.