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KhyberPass

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hahaha ah shit man I crack myself up. So what was the deal up there man like mother fuckers just had machine guns blasting off and shit without any LEO intervention? Cus chances are unless ole pappy brought back some blood stained AK from nam them bois out in the woods were definitely dabbling in the full auto section in the anarchist cook book
It was all moonshine, outdoor weed grows, and just general white trash shenanigans on steroids. No one worked, no one was sober. Town of 5000 everyone knew eachother and everyone thought new comers were feds. Hella poaching and petty breaking an entering. Aside from the still on my property, the machine gun fire, the TNT that was dug up on the side of my shop; I also caught the younger Nooe’s coming down my 1 mile long double gated dirt driveway strung the fuck out on meth in a little pickup while I was walking up the mailboxes at the main road. When I went over to their truck they had 2 sawed off shotguns in the floor board like WTF was y’all about to do? All I had was a Glock 19 OWB but I had the drop on those scatter guns. I made em back out all the way down my driveway lol.

I heard explosions and banjos and fist fights and gun shots and everything under the sun. Everyone was doing what they called “clandestine activity” and they’d all come over to warn me about the one who just came over
 

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My nephew & I towed his 1960 Land Rover up to Uwharrie a few years back. There's a huge Range Rover 4 wheel gig there every April now. It was kinda humorous seeing all these rich folks in new Range Rovers & thinking how different that was.
 

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It was all moonshine, outdoor weed grows, and just general white trash shenanigans on steroids. No one worked, no one was sober. Town of 5000 everyone knew eachother and everyone thought new comers were feds. Hella poaching and petty breaking an entering. Aside from the still on my property, the machine gun fire, the TNT that was dug up on the side of my shop; I also caught the younger Nooe’s coming down my 1 mile long double gated dirt driveway strung the fuck out on meth in a little pickup while I was walking up the mailboxes at the main road. When I went over to their truck they had 2 sawed off shotguns in the floor board like WTF was y’all about to do? All I had was a Glock 19 OWB but I had the drop on those scatter guns. I made em back out all the way down my driveway lol.

I heard explosions and banjos and fist fights and gun shots and everything under the sun. Everyone was doing what they called “clandestine activity” and they’d all come over to warn me about the one who just came over
Sounds like the makings of far cry 6
 

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It was all moonshine, outdoor weed grows, and just general white trash shenanigans on steroids. No one worked, no one was sober. Town of 5000 everyone knew eachother and everyone thought new comers were feds. Hella poaching and petty breaking an entering. Aside from the still on my property, the machine gun fire, the TNT that was dug up on the side of my shop; I also caught the younger Nooe’s coming down my 1 mile long double gated dirt driveway strung the fuck out on meth in a little pickup while I was walking up the mailboxes at the main road. When I went over to their truck they had 2 sawed off shotguns in the floor board like WTF was y’all about to do? All I had was a Glock 19 OWB but I had the drop on those scatter guns. I made em back out all the way down my driveway lol.

I heard explosions and banjos and fist fights and gun shots and everything under the sun. Everyone was doing what they called “clandestine activity” and they’d all come over to warn me about the one who just came over
This is what a whole bunch of those anti-gun folks & politicians don't understand. Ain't nobody gon wasn't to go door to door confgiuscating guns bin certain parts of this country.
 

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What is a good way to mount a flashlight on an AK without having to have an Ultimak or similar? Maybe a barrel clamp mount? Would that fuck up the accuracy or barrel harmonics(probably not on a carbine AK though, lol)?
 

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It was all moonshine, outdoor weed grows, and just general white trash shenanigans on steroids. No one worked, no one was sober. Town of 5000 everyone knew eachother and everyone thought new comers were feds. Hella poaching and petty breaking an entering. Aside from the still on my property, the machine gun fire, the TNT that was dug up on the side of my shop; I also caught the younger Nooe’s coming down my 1 mile long double gated dirt driveway strung the fuck out on meth in a little pickup while I was walking up the mailboxes at the main road. When I went over to their truck they had 2 sawed off shotguns in the floor board like WTF was y’all about to do? All I had was a Glock 19 OWB but I had the drop on those scatter guns. I made em back out all the way down my driveway lol.

I heard explosions and banjos and fist fights and gun shots and everything under the sun. Everyone was doing what they called “clandestine activity” and they’d all come over to warn me about the one who just came over
gotta ask, how or why did you end up there?

also, why were there explosives dug up by your shop? did they fall outta someones pocket up there or something
 

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gotta ask, how or why did you end up there?

also, why were there explosives dug up by your shop? did they fall outta someones pocket up there or something

i moved there about a year after I got out of the army and honestly I needed some space, and I wanted to go to their local community college that has one of the only Gunsmithing programs in the country. At Montgomery College.

I moved up there without any planning in a uhaul and found that house to rent for super cheap, having no idea what living on Nooe hill would entail lol. I didn’t mind it, but only because I was strapped like car seats up there and had just came home from a heinous deployment in Afghanistan.

turns out the program was super backlogged. Like a 2 or 3 year wait. So I did my basic entry level college courses and used the GI Bill to front my rent and stuff like that. School was stupid easy and required little from me so most of my time was chilling, drinking, and blasting guns in the woods.
 

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Both my grandparents passed about a year after I had moved there and when I went back home to the funerals decided the time I had spent in NC was enough and I didn’t wanna lose any more time with family sitting in the woods getting drunk so I moved back down and started working electrical with my old man again
 

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Both my grandparents passed about a year after I had moved there and when I went back home to the funerals decided the time I had spent in NC was enough and I didn’t wanna lose any more time with family sitting in the woods getting drunk so I moved back down and started working electrical with my old man again
wow yeah I guess the full auto fire and shit was somewhat reminiscent of afghanistan in a way. but thats really no great way to live constantly looking over your shoulder wondering if someones about to come blow you in half with a sawed off. definitely has left you with some cool stories im sure.

Gotta wonder though, If GA has places like Nooe hill. When I think of NC I don't think redneck for some reason, maybe cus they have more democrat swing in their state elections?
 

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The TNT/C4 thing went like this; I was renting a house that was built by the Nooe family and came up for rent because that particular family member had gone to jail for burglary. Apparently he got out while I was renting the place and thought he could just come back on the property whenever he wanted since it used to be his and was the banks now. He came by a few times asking to come inside and show me all these secret hiding places he had built into it and eventually I had to literally tell him there was absolutely no way he’d ever step foot into that home again while I was there.

couple months later he comes by with a big red headed corn fed mfer named Red. He said he had buried some mercury on the property down the way by a shed and just needed to dig it up. Didn’t make sense but I told him to get whatever he wanted off my property and leave. So him and “Red” grabbed a metal detector from out his truck bed and went over and dug some shit up. I didn’t even really care to tell you the truth.

his uncle Charles came over a few days later and I asked him about it and he was like “aw he’ll they’re digging up explosives, they buried em there before he went to jail and put a bunch of foil and shit in the ground so they could find it” then told me all the shjt about his nephew and to be careful with him blah blah. Which I never liked him coming around anyway

Like I said, white trash shenanigans on steroids lol
 

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wow yeah I guess the full auto fire and shit was somewhat reminiscent of afghanistan in a way. but thats really no great way to live constantly looking over your shoulder wondering if someones about to come blow you in half with a sawed off. definitely has left you with some cool stories im sure.

Gotta wonder though, If GA has places like Nooe hill. When I think of NC I don't think redneck for some reason, maybe cus they have more democrat swing in their state elections?
Charolette and Raleigh or Greensboro yeah but the rural areas are still country AF. Just like down here. Atlanta has more pull than any of us would like to think about, but we still the dirty south in some areas and country as fuck
 

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The TNT/C4 thing went like this; I was renting a house that was built by the Nooe family and came up for rent because that particular family member had gone to jail for burglary. Apparently he got out while I was renting the place and thought he could just come back on the property whenever he wanted since it used to be his and was the banks now. He came by a few times asking to come inside and show me all these secret hiding places he had built into it and eventually I had to literally tell him there was absolutely no way he’d ever step foot into that home again while I was there.

couple months later he comes by with a big red headed corn fed mfer named Red. He said he had buried some mercury on the property down the way by a shed and just needed to dig it up. Didn’t make sense but I told him to get whatever he wanted off my property and leave. So him and “Red” grabbed a metal detector from out his truck bed and went over and dug some shit up. I didn’t even really care to tell you the truth.

his uncle Charles came over a few days later and I asked him about it and he was like “aw he’ll they’re digging up explosives, they buried em there before he went to jail and put a bunch of foil and shit in the ground so they could find it” then told me all the shjt about his nephew and to be careful with him blah blah. Which I never liked him coming around anyway

Like I said, white trash shenanigans on steroids lol
honestly man it was probably just pipe bombs, they wouldn't be able to come up with anything more than that unless they stole some from a mining company or something.
 

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Charolette and Raleigh or Greensboro yeah but the rural areas are still country AF. Just like down here. Atlanta has more pull than any of us would like to think about, but we still the dirty south in some areas and country as fuck
yeah I mean I grew up in a rural area, I know some folks that grew up by or near the hoochie and have heard stories of a guy with a m60 off the river. friend of a friend said he went and shot it a couple times. Also heard a story about a meth head cook who traded his grandpas ww2 thompson for drugs. just interesting stories like that but never anything like you are saying lol