Faktory 47

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
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KhyberPass

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That’s the first time I heard a vixen cry. Chilling alone in my big ass house (which had a weird sketch spiral staircase down to an old hydroponic grow room basement) I heard what sounded like a chick being murdered or screaming for her life in the woods. All I could think about was that dirty ass shack with a mattress on the floor. I grabbed my M4 I had and a flashlight and took off into the woodline. I ran all the way to that shack and started yelling out commands and shit, eventually booted the door down and cleared it real quick and nothing. Heard that shit scream again like a mile away and thought I was getting lured by a witch deeper into the woods and broke contact lol. Swear man. Talked to Charles the next day when he 4 wheelered over to my place to bullshit. He laughed and told me what it was. Looked it up online and for sure sounded just like what I heard.

Bro real talk, you cannot go anywhere around those woods without a gun on you and preferably a rifle it was no shit some hard ass crackers with a blood feud
 

Rabbit2047

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That’s the first time I heard a vixen cry. Chilling alone in my big ass house (which had a weird sketch spiral staircase down to an old hydroponic grow room basement) I heard what sounded like a chick being murdered or screaming for her life in the woods. All I could think about was that dirty ass shack with a mattress on the floor. I grabbed my M4 I had and a flashlight and took off into the woodline. I ran all the way to that shack and started yelling out commands and shit, eventually booted the door down and cleared it real quick and nothing. Heard that shit scream again like a mile away and thought I was getting lured by a witch deeper into the woods and broke contact lol. Swear man. Talked to Charles the next day when he 4 wheelered over to my place to bullshit. He laughed and told me what it was. Looked it up online and for sure sounded just like what I heard.

Bro real talk, you cannot go anywhere around those woods without a gun on you and preferably a rifle it was no shit some hard ass crackers with a blood feud

Not to mention the mountain lions. And bears. The Appalachians ain't no easy place to live.
 

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I come from the swampy end of the state. Map dot called Barker Ten Mile. Bout 30 miles from Ft. Bragg. You want creepy, wander off the road into the Great Marsh on a moonless night. If you ever saw the show Swamp Loggers on History Channel that's the part of the world I'm from. Moved way inland when I was around 10 to around Hot Springs, Appalachia long before it got rich touristy. My dad was originally from up in Oxford, NC
 
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I really liked it though. Never saw a cop once come back in that area. Not one police. And shjt was blowing up and full auto fire oh wait I have a video lemme see if I can load it
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what part of the country was this in TN? You shoulda went back there and asked to see their Form 4 paperwork

your video is hilarious tho, just two neighbors talking to each other with guns - Merica
 

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I come from the swampy end of the state. Map dot called Barker Ten Mile. Bout 30 miles from Ft. Bragg. You want creepy, wander off the road into the Great Marsh on a moonless night. If you ever saw the show Swamp Loggers on History Channel that's the part of the world I'm from. Moved way inland when I was around 10. My dad was originally from up in Oxford, NC

I know Granville county real well. My grandfather was from Stovall. I grew up next county over in Olive Hill.

You kin to any of the Parhams up that way?
 

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hahaha ah shit man I crack myself up. So what was the deal up there man like mother fuckers just had machine guns blasting off and shit without any LEO intervention? Cus chances are unless ole pappy brought back some blood stained AK from nam them bois out in the woods were definitely dabbling in the full auto section of the anarchist cook book
 

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Okay I am kinda confused...

I just stepped out back to smoke and heard a bob white call and another one respond couple hundred yards away.

This is weird for 2 reasons.

1. It's midnight and ain't no quail gonna be moving around this time of night.

2. I lived in this house for 3 years in September and I ain't NEVER heard a bob white quail.
 

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Okay I am kinda confused...

I just stepped out back to smoke and heard a bob white call and another one respond couple hundred yards away.

This is weird for 2 reasons.

1. It's midnight and ain't no quail gonna be moving around this time of night.

2. I lived in this house for 3 years in September and I ain't NEVER heard a bob white quail.
don't birds come out at night during the spring time and fuck?
 

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hahaha ah shit man I crack myself up. So what was the deal up there man like mother fuckers just had machine guns blasting off and shit without any LEO intervention? Cus chances are unless ole pappy brought back some blood stained AK from nam them bois out in the woods were definitely dabbling in the full auto section of the anarchist cook book

Both probably. Don't ask cause they damn sure ain't tellin. Just mind your own up there.
 

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I know Granville county real well. My grandfather was from Stovall. I grew up next county over in Olive Hill.

You kin to any of the Parhams up that way?
Not that I'm aware of. Don't know much about dad's side of the family. His momma died when he was 3. Him & his 2 brothers weerre raised by their sister, basically. His dad was a real mean drunk. His sister died when I was real little so I never really knew her. One of his brothers died in the push for the Rhine. All 3 brothers fought in WWII. My dad on Peleliu & Okinawa. His only brother I ever met, Harry, was at Bastogne. Dad had to quit school in the 8th grade to make money. This was in the 30s . His 1st job was driving hookers around for the rich guys in the county.