Howard Law

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

Fast306stang

Black Bear under anesthesia
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NO, NO, you've got it all wrong.

Bloody Mary Mix gets Vodka(only way to cover up the lack of flavor of Vodka is to add something that HAS flavor)

Tequila gets 2 fresh-squeezed limes, 3 oz Anejo (none of the cheap Cuervo or Sauza shit) and 1/2 oz Cointreau, shake with ice. Float 1/2 oz Grand Marnier on top after pouring into 8oz tumbler, salt or sugar on rim.

Corona stays at the store.

No thank you! I just finished my bottle of Cointreau and I'm not about to buy another. I'm done buying $50 bottles of liquor.
 

Axeman

If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re FUKT!!!
Kalash Klub
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Dec 5, 2016
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No thank you! I just finished my bottle of Cointreau and I'm not about to buy another. I'm done buying $50 bottles of liquor.

OK, buy the bargain bottle knock-off. I have before, and if you think the bar you go to doesn't use that shit instead, you're wrong.
It tastes fine, and you've tipped nicely for it.

Same for Grand Marnier