Howard Law

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

Axeman

If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re FUKT!!!
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You did one thing wrong. Bacon over sausage always. Or bacon with a side of sausage.
Meh. I love bacon (see above post), but WaHo doesn't know how to make baconium correctly. They just burn that shit and don't season it at all.

Sausage FTW at WaHo
 

Axeman

If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re FUKT!!!
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I made lemon ricotta pancakes with fresh blueberries. Side of bacon (which I do in the oven because it's cleaner and I can cook more at once consistently.

I love breakfast.

Did you season the bacon? I use truffle oil, garlic, a bit of paprika, and salt. Makes it even better.
 

Axeman

If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re FUKT!!!
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I guess I was 'lucky', the #1Son never drew on walls, or really tore up much of anything.
He does NOW (16yrs) have an issue with not understanding SECURITY, and passes out the key and alarm code to the house (GRRRRR), but I hope I made enough of an impression this last time that we won't have another recurrence of THAT particular type of bullshit.
 

slapshut

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Axeman

If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re FUKT!!!
Kalash Klub
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Dec 5, 2016
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Zip code
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I used a wooden spoon on my boys when they were little. Could get a good sting w/o too much danger of over-doing it and hurting them.

You're nice. My parents broke cutting boards on my ass, and then my Dad went for tree branches.

Ahh, the good old days...o_o