WTF is an animal loanHis bills were paid.
except from the first surgery. 1300 left on that animal loan
Bro your life is gonna be awesome. You’re gonna have all the shit you ever wanted and everyday is gonna be like Friday forever and the dudes in the monkey suits are secretly going to become jealous and despise your absolute lack of responsibility or everyday stress.Sounds like me holy fuck. Except I eat 2 times. Are tou me in 10 years?? DO I GET A P90 IN TEN YEARS!?!!!
In 7 years we have definitely probably spent over 10K on him including everything and not just surgeries. He has quite the exciting lifeI just meant you've probably spent that much on him. Our $50 rescue from Petco cost us about $2k off the rip when she needed surgery.
Lol there is a thing called care credit specifically for animal surgeries. I had to get one 2 years ago for himWTF is an animal loan
Yeah if you look damn near anywhere, it doesn’t pay. To me, NY and Seattle make a lot, but it’s really not once you factor in cost of living
Lol there is a thing called care credit specifically for animal surgeries. I had to get one 2 years ago for him
Fuck you I at least get dogshit cigarsBro your life is gonna be awesome. You’re gonna have all the shit you ever wanted and everyday is gonna be like Friday forever and the dudes in the monkey suits are secretly going to become jealous and despise your absolute lack of responsibility or everyday stress.
One day someone is going to come and try to rob and or kill you because they’re gonna hate the fact that you ball outrageous and are cashing in all your liberty tokens at once. That someone is called the man.
worry not! You were the wise one! Instead of a closet full of cuff links and fancy catshit cigars you’ll be able to put on the last suit you’ll ever wear, and it’ll be level 4+ and you will look BAD.ASS.
then you’ll probably get to meet Jesus for reals.
win win win win
I should write self-help books
This mans a poet and I didn’t even know itBro your life is gonna be awesome. You’re gonna have all the shit you ever wanted and everyday is gonna be like Friday forever and the dudes in the monkey suits are secretly going to become jealous and despise your absolute lack of responsibility or everyday stress.
One day someone is going to come and try to rob and or kill you because they’re gonna hate the fact that you ball outrageous and are cashing in all your liberty tokens at once. That someone is called the man.
worry not! You were the wise one! Instead of a closet full of cuff links and fancy catshit cigars you’ll be able to put on the last suit you’ll ever wear, and it’ll be level 4+ and you will look BAD.ASS.
then you’ll probably get to meet Jesus for reals.
win win win win
I should write self-help books
And investment opportunity for Shemp EnterprisesWTF is an animal loan
Jesus. I guess I'm just an asshole but a hole, some nice steaks , and a 308 would be my animal loan.Lol there is a thing called care credit specifically for animal surgeries. I had to get one 2 years ago for him
Just like Hanoi Hannah In VietnamI’m In charge of the boogaloo propaganda wing too.
Didn’t have 2 grand or much to sell as in needs to be sold in a day. Had to do it or let him die. He deserves it.Jesus. I guess I'm just an asshole but a hole, some nice steaks , and a 308 would be my animal loan.
I cant fathom taking out a line of credit for a pet
I don’t have to really worry about it, I probably wouldn’t even get approved lolJesus. I guess I'm just an asshole but a hole, some nice steaks , and a 308 would be my animal loan.
I cant fathom taking out a line of credit for a pet
Jesus. I guess I'm just an asshole but a hole, some nice steaks , and a 308 would be my animal loan.
I cant fathom taking out a line of credit for a pet
I don’t have to really worry about it, I probably wouldn’t even get approved lol
With Shemp Fudduciary Services everyone's approved!I don’t have to really worry about it, I probably wouldn’t even get approved lol
Being a firefighter makes this statement x100 true. I have no sympathy for 95% of these dumbass calls we go too. Dogs do no wrong. They spend their whole life trying to please you.Some people would do anything for a dog. The rest are wrong.
i fucking hated working for those kind people when i was in lake management. I had one guy call me freaking out to come fix his pond in some millionaire neighborhood in atlanta, dude was a total ass, didnt even want me walking thought the house. At the end of the job i went to shake his hand and he put his up because he didnt want to get dirty. Instantly went out to the truck and put his ass on my "never again" list. got a call from him a couple months later freaking out about something else and told him to find someone else willing to put up with his childish ass, i think he had a heart attack at that point.
It's a dog. No one will ever convince me that spending that much on one isnt a form of psychosisSome people would do anything for a dog. The rest are wrong.