Post today's workout

[Laufen]

50 year old Rockets that stuff socks down the front of their 3 size too small spandex to impress the barista at Starbucks.

Sounds very specific.

 

[Lokidogg]

Sounds very specific.

It didn't catch the baristas eye but caught someone's

 

[Lokidogg]

You know you made that to easy.

 

[Laufen]

It didn't catch the baristas eye but caught someone's

As long as you don't stare longer than 3 seconds it's not gay.

 

[1776]

It's pretty hard to not notice when that shit looks like he's been microwaving his balls to speed up the tumor.

 

[Lokidogg]

As long as you don't stare longer than 3 seconds it's not gay.

I'm near sighted damn it. It takes me a second to focus.

 

[Laufen]

Wow, I'm impressed how you've tried to turn this back on me.

Serious question though: Are you this smug with your running buddies, or do you also act like a total dick to people you haven't met in person?

Is it almost time to post a video?

 

[Laufen]

It's pretty hard to not notice when that shit looks like he's been microwaving his balls to speed up the tumor.

Wow, you've spent some time down there.

 

[Laufen]

I'm near sighted damn it. It takes me a second to focus.

No excuses!

 

[Lokidogg]

Is it almost time to post a video?

 

[1776]

I'm near sighted damn it. It takes me a second to focus.

That leaves 2 seconds to achieve the objective. Move with a sense of purpose.

 

[AirOpsMgr]

On a more serious note, I realize @Laufen was a sheltered child, raised by tree-huggers (also most likely an only child); He and I tend to give each other shit, so you guys shouldn't take this conversation too seriously. We're just having some fun.

I honestly don't give 2 shits about what he says, I just engage him to let him know that he's not alone in the world .... I'm just being a good Christian and befriending him.

 

[1776]

Wow, you've spent some time down there.

I have no insecurities about my sexuality.

 

[Laufen]

I have no insecurities about my sexuality.

Simply mentioning it suggests that you may...

 

[Lokidogg]

That leaves 2 seconds to achieve the objective. Move with a sense of purpose.

I should be aloud 4 if the standard for normal vision is three.

 

[1776]

On a serious note, I'm not quite as grumpy in real life, but you failed abortions still need to get off my lawn.

 

[1776]

I should be aloud 4 if the standard for normal vision is three.

You meet the standard or you don't. No special dispensations.

 

[AirOpsMgr]

On a serious note, I'm not quite as grumpy in real life, but you failed abortions still need to get off my lawn.

Do you own an M1 Garand?

 

[Lokidogg]

On a serious note, I'm not quite as grumpy in real life, but you failed abortions still need to get off my lawn.

 

[Laufen]

On a serious note, I'm not quite as grumpy in real life, but you failed abortions still need to get off my lawn.

Have you ever actually yelled at kids to get off of your lawn?
Reluctant admission, I actually have..this spring. I ran them down a bit later and apologized for being a bit dickish, but re-iterated that they needed to stay out of my fucking lawn and driveway.