How am supposed to know just how fat and out of shape you are? If seen some goofy gorillas manage proper cycling form. If you're sitting in your ass you probably aren't getting a good enough workout to make much difference.Are you smoking crack? What part of "I'm fat and out of shape" did you not comprehend? How the fuck am I going to get back into cycling without resting my fat ass on the "saddle" for at least a third of any given trip?
I know you're probably just poking fun at my fat ass, and I do deserve it, but, fuck you anyway (and your elitist cycling nomenclature)