Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

[DeanMoriarty]

All his friends call him Bear Claw....

 

[Hayata]

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

 

[AirOpsMgr]

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

I knew we were brothers

 

[DeanMoriarty]

I'm secretly a Nigerian prince....nobody ever responds to my emails

 

[karlvv]

I know what you're getting at but that's not what I'm talking about.

What I'm talking about is not knowing if today is the day my dad kills my mom. I've had him thrown in jail, since then he's put a gun to my mom's head (like 2 weeks ago) and I can't get her to move out.

So when I say I'd rather have boring origins, I mean that I'd rather have normal parents.

That's what I was getting at. We all live there. You are among friends.

 

[Fast306stang]

I'm secretly a Nigerian prince....nobody ever responds to my emails

Sure you're not a Chinese Prince?

 

[karlvv]

Sure you're not a Chinese Prince?

He's a Thai boy.

 

[Fast306stang]

That's what I was getting at. We all live there. You are among friends.

I apologize if I misunderstood then. Wasn't aware you've caught wind of this situation. Too many dynamics and possible outcomes to make a decision. Calling the cops again I believe will make the situation worse. The next time though I'm not going to have a choice and I've decided at that time we will all suffer the consequences no matter what they are.

 

[Mr. Goodbar]

Beat his ass seabass

 

[Mr. Goodbar]

Wish i knew how to upload a video, shit too funny. My daughter on her hover board pushing her brother around in his walker, zooming around

 

[oio]

It does when a Jewish girl marries a German.

What‘s the big deal? Those khazar milkers need to be used by someone

 

[karlvv]

I apologize if I misunderstood then. Wasn't aware you've caught wind of this situation. Too many dynamics and possible outcomes to make a decision. Calling the cops again I believe will make the situation worse. The next time though I'm not going to have a choice and I've decided at that time we will all suffer the consequences no matter what they are.

I've seen whispers. Doesn't matter. We all have some shit like that. It's what makes us us.

 

[oio]

I know what you're getting at but that's not what I'm talking about.

What I'm talking about is not knowing if today is the day my dad kills my mom. I've had him thrown in jail, since then he's put a gun to my mom's head (like 2 weeks ago) and I can't get her to move out.

So when I say I'd rather have boring origins, I mean that I'd rather have normal parents.

Dude. Wtf? I have some stories but not like that. Not cool

 

[karlvv]

Dude. Wtf? I have some stories but not like that. Not cool

Commie Jews have lame stories.

 

[oio]

Commie Jews have lame stories.

You’re trying too hard to keep up while some of us have disclosed info.
And I agree, commie jews have the worst stories of never happened atrocities.

 

[karlvv]

You’re trying too hard now while some of us have disclosed info.

I gave up on hard. I'm trying to have fun. A smart guy would know.

 

[oio]

I gave up on hard. I'm trying to have fun. A smart guy would know.

Have fun! It’s little of what we have left to enjoy.
-apparently smarter than you guy

 

[Fast306stang]

I've seen whispers. Doesn't matter. We all have some shit like that. It's what makes us us.

I wouldn't wish this on anyone. Every year you think it can't get worse and yet it does. The state put a restraining order on him for about 4 weeks late last year and that's the only way I got her out of the house. When we weren't looking, she hitched a ride with the neighbor to go home. Actually she just started walking and while we were looking for her the neighbor picked her up. Fortunately the neighbor called us.

She won't leave, he won't leave and we can't make either of them.

 

[oio]

I wouldn't wish this on anyone. Every year you think it can't get worse and yet it does. The state put a restraining order on him for about 4 weeks late last year and that's the only way I got her out of the house. When we weren't looking, she hitched a ride with the neighbor to go home. Actually she just started walking and while we were looking for her the neighbor picked her up. Fortunately the neighbor called us.

She won't leave, he won't leave and we can't make either of them.

Damn! My parents died many years ago. I can’t imagine having to deal with that kind of stuff

 

[karlvv]

I wouldn't wish this on anyone. Every year you think it can't get worse and yet it does. The state put a restraining order on him for about 4 weeks late last year and that's the only way I got her out of the house. When we weren't looking, she hitched a ride with the neighbor to go home. Actually she just started walking and while we were looking for her the neighbor picked her up. Fortunately the neighbor called us.

She won't leave, he won't leave and we can't make either of them.

Life is a fucker. You doin good though.