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- Jul 1, 2015
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That's why watching porn is bad for you. it gives people unrealistic expectations on how quickly a plumber will show up after you call.
- Jul 1, 2015
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And now you’re going to be thinking about them during your haircut.
So here's a story from when I was 19 and married. Wife had a hair appointment but was home sick and couldn't go. I needed a haircut in a bad way. So I called up there to ask instead of cancelling the appointment, could I take my wife's place?
"Yes."
Now this was 1993 to put it in perspective. I go up there and it's a hot blonde chick, feisty personality. Super cool. So she wraps that black cloth thing around my neck and starts leaning down, talking in my ear about how I want it cut. Then she says, she's so hungry she could eat my ear...and starts nibbling on my earlobe. I about pitched a damn tent with that black cloth draped over me. I can't remember how I reacted but I did the right thing and she stopped with the advances. I'm a man and I damn sure didn't WANT it to stop, but HAD to. No regrets but I won't ever forget it. She gave me her business card with her number on it when I left. I threw it away when I got home. Never told the wife, especially since they were friends and that was her hairstylist. But d,jd.
Honest to God, true story. Every 19 year old boy's dream.
All you fuckers pretending to be old, Imma make a deal at the crossroads so y'all get all my pain through the damn day.
I’m gonna file another whenever they ship my shit so I can make sure I ain’t got a lemon
I like this more than I should
I'm gonna need you to start texting me before you list shit. You always list shit when I'm busy. I'm beginning to think you got my phone bugged and you know when I'm out on super secret ops to obtain the tobacci.
At least @Jeddak and @jimipanic don't do that shit. That's why they are cool and you'll always be a gay ass hose dragger. Unless you haven't shipped that other pouch out yet, in that case you're still cool.
Not yet. Called twice. said the truck hasn't shown up today. But he did tell me they would not b e closing cause tire stores are essential businesses.
- Jul 1, 2015
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Speaking of essential. If you guys want to still shoot Saturday, i'm down. I'm just driving from the house to another piece of family property. ya'll are the ones with the drive, but as I said before, just tell the PoPo you're having to go help an old handicapped man on his farm. How can that nor be essential?
I have not shipped that pouch yet. And for your information, I’m search and rescue. Rookies drag my hose.
I’m about to piss and blow a fat load all over your pouch
Hell I can take it.
I just have Degenerative back Disease a few gunshot wounds (long ago) and a lot of swelling.
Bring it on! LMAO
I hope you're talking to that fucker that stole my EG pouch and not me you fucking fleshlight...er...flashlight holder.
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- Jul 1, 2015
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