Faktory 47

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

Peanut Butter

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Speaking of essential. If you guys want to still shoot Saturday, i'm down. I'm just driving from the house to another piece of family property. ya'll are the ones with the drive, but as I said before, just tell the PoPo you're having to go help an old handicapped man on his farm. How can that nor be essential?
Popo pull up I’m leaving that handicap man right where he stands......:bolt:
 

Grunk

Why leave anything here?
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Hell I can take it.
I just have Degenerative back Disease a few gunshot wounds (long ago) and a lot of swelling.
Bring it on! LMAO
Don not envy you the back disease. Had disc surgery about 25 years ago. Fortunately it took care of that. The pain from the stroke however, is still around. As far as the pains of old age, my dad used to tell me before he passed, "Son, your problem ain't the mileage, it's years of cheap gas & choosing bad roads."
 

Jake

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I was drunk a few nights ago and had already blown a ton of money that night. I'm drunk today and haven't spent any money yet.

Speaking of that, I'm waiting on 12 Croatian mags, a 2 rib Bosnian mag and a Tula Bakelite Bayonet. And I gotta meet up with @jimipanic and pick up a waffle and a slabside this weekend too.
 

MrsFast306stang

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So here's a story from when I was 19 and married. Wife had a hair appointment but was home sick and couldn't go. I needed a haircut in a bad way. So I called up there to ask instead of cancelling the appointment, could I take my wife's place?

"Yes."

Now this was 1993 to put it in perspective. I go up there and it's a hot blonde chick, feisty personality. Super cool. So she wraps that black cloth thing around my neck and starts leaning down, talking in my ear about how I want it cut. Then she says, she's so hungry she could eat my ear...and starts nibbling on my earlobe. I about pitched a damn tent with that black cloth draped over me. I can't remember how I reacted but I did the right thing and she stopped with the advances. I'm a man and I damn sure didn't WANT it to stop, but HAD to. No regrets but I won't ever forget it. She gave me her business card with her number on it when I left. I threw it away when I got home. Never told the wife, especially since they were friends and that was her hairstylist. But d,jd.

Honest to God, true story. Every 19 year old boy's dream.
I knew this story was coming as soon as @D_Max posted that comment :rolleyes:
 
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Balthaz

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