Howard Law

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

Tedkennedy

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I decided that I had to get re-married after that (cheating slut) first wife because I wasn't going to make it without a chaperone.

Lol, I damn sure don't need a chaperone. Wife and I are "independent as a hog on ice" as Dad used to say. We are alive today because we both held our children as priority number one, nothing else was near. Now that the kids are gone it's nice that we've stuck through everything together.

If something happens to her first, I'll not even try to replace her. She's really like a part of me.
 

dial1911

Waiting for the flash
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Lol, I damn sure don't need a chaperone. Wife and I are "independent as a hog on ice" as Dad used to say. We are alive today because we both held our children as priority number one, nothing else was near. Now that the kids are gone it's nice that we've stuck through everything together.

If something happens to her first, I'll not even try to replace her. She's really like a part of me.


I'd be walking around, still wearing the same clothes from 20 years ago, probably starting to look a lot like a homeless guy... still have a good job, house, etc. but probably wouldn't be taking care of myself worth a crap. Wife 2.0 fixed all those problems :)
 

Fast306stang

Black Bear under anesthesia
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Jul 1, 2015
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I'd be walking around, still wearing the same clothes from 20 years ago, probably starting to look a lot like a homeless guy... still have a good job, house, etc. but probably wouldn't be taking care of myself worth a crap. Wife 2.0 fixed all those problems :)

I'd (seriously) be dead if it wasn't for Julie. Who happens to be wife number 3.