Hey Shemp, I thought I saw you in a Cordova?
Can’t afford better after being knightedI blame the poors
Oh now we have a conundrum tho, which is more hipster; unironically drinking Coors or any IPA?
I’m not THAT trashy.
Atleast it isn't PBR
I have. Sometimes we get it becisse that what chelsea picks up. Our house normally consists ofHave you ever tried Michelob Ultra? I used to get a case of that occasionally. It ain't bad
Importing dongs is essentialWish my work wasn’t deemed “essential “...
glad to be working though...
Austerity measuresWhy in the fuck had the thread title not been changed in over a week!? The fuck @mark23
I don’t even know what that means. I think you just said mark has autismAusterity measures
I don’t even know what that means. I think you just said mark has autism
Damnit that was akshually funnyHe was able to count all the match sticks when I dropped them
Anyone wanna go mushroom hunting with me this spring just holler. I know a hell of a place down in Scull Shoals. I pulled about 6lbs of Morels out of there last year.
Go home and go to sleep.I might be down for that, I've always wanted to try wild mushrooms but I've never found any here.
We do keep a bottle of rum and whisky in the house. But that is for classy nights.Listen here you plebeians, beer is for frat boys and poors. Bourbon and jagey is the alcoholic beverage of kings.