Howard Law

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

Jhunter

Marksman
Oct 14, 2019
1,244
6,619
113
Dallas
Zip code
30101
Just realized how easy it is to let your guard down:
We had a soliciter come to our door a around 7:30 this evening. I thought it was from the locate company because we had to get yard located. Well I’m in gym shorts and the wife was rushing me so i toss my gun iwb and i have to hold it up.
Well he talks a minute and I’m trying to get rid of him, and he asked me if i had my phone on me and i didn’t so i said I’d get it and i only half shut the door. (He had full att outfit with badge, paperwork etc, and was trying to convince me my internet speed wasn’t what Comcast was guaranteeing me, which is in fact true and I knew that already) He said he wanted me to do a speed test on my cellphone. Well I walk in my house about 10 steps to grab my phone and walked back to him to do the speed test he was trying to get me todo to show me my WiFi’ speed which was fine. Then he finally left after i expressed my clear disinterest. It didn’t occur to me until after that i should’ve never given him my back & leave the door 1/2 open with him standing at it
I was listening for footsteps to make sure he didn’t enter but even still that was really stupid.
I just didn’t expect a solicitor this late and i shouldn’t have ever answered.
- just a civilian w/ no training aka Jhunter..

I guess I had false sense of security, since I had my G19 iwb, and we live in the back of a neighborhood surrounded by neighbors.
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lesptr

Ninja
Kalash Klub
Lifetime Supporter
Mar 7, 2018
9,150
46,119
113
Newnan, GA
Zip code
30263
Oh, you mean you can't do that through Tapatalk???:boink:

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Axeman

If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re FUKT!!!
Kalash Klub
Lifetime Supporter
Dec 5, 2016
7,679
36,680
113
Goat Rodeo Clown
Zip code
30188
Good morning, Ladles and Jellyspoons!

I come before you to stand behind you and tell you something I know nothing about;
Next Thursday (The day after Friday), there will be a Ladies meeting for MEN ONLY.
Wear your best clothes if you don’t have any, and if you can come, please stay at home!
Admission is free, $5 at the door, we’ll give you a chair so you can sit on the floor.
But it doesn’t matter where you sit, because the kids in the balcony are going to spit.
 

Tedkennedy

Omnivore
Site Supporter
Kalash Klub
May 17, 2016
2,266
13,609
113
Oklahoma
Zip code
74066
Good morning, Ladles and Jellyspoons!

I come before you to stand behind you and tell you something I know nothing about;
Next Thursday (The day after Friday), there will be a Ladies meeting for MEN ONLY.
Wear your best clothes if you don’t have any, and if you can come, please stay at home!
Admission is free, $5 at the door, we’ll give you a chair so you can sit on the floor.
But it doesn’t matter where you sit, because the kids in the balcony are going to spit.

I didn't know we worked for the same company!