American Revival Apparel Company

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

Hayata

Blam-blam-blam-blam-blam-blam-blam-blam-PING!
Kalash Klub
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Jul 5, 2015
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Firewall the throttles, pull back on the yoke, retract the landing gear...pffffft.

Landing, on the other hand...THAT is what pilots get paid to do!
 

Axeman

If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re FUKT!!!
Kalash Klub
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Dec 5, 2016
7,679
36,680
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Goat Rodeo Clown
Zip code
30188
Come on. Drink something with flavor.
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Shoot something with style...
 

Old Skool

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Oct 14, 2019
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And to follow up, I failed as a husband yesterday. I am sharing with you so you don't make my mistake.

Whenever my wife and I go anywhere together, I drive. 98% of the time, in my vehicle.

We took my wife's vehicle last night on a Wal Mart attempt.

Ammo shelves were empty, but I walked us next door to auto parts.

Installed new wipers on her car today.

She was a safety hazard to all of us, so for that I apologize.

Again, as a husband, that's my fault. She gets her car serviced at correct intervals, but this one slipped through the cracks on me.

Check your wife's wiper blades fellas.

"Wow. This is like the first time I ever put on glasses ! Everything is clear !"
 

Old Skool

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Oct 14, 2019
996
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Georgia
Why do people in basic economy stand in the front of the line for boarding? Bish you got a hour before you board sit your ass now.

I always overheat. Used to be bad.

I can get on early so I can sit in a can with all you gross fuckers around me ? Let's do it !

I always wait until the very end, "Sir, we need you to board sir"