Howard Law

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

2Glocks

Off base and off line
Site Supporter
Kalash Klub
Aug 30, 2019
7,882
48,950
113
Your Mother’s House
Zip code
69696
I need an actual building... one day when the kids are out of the house and off on their own, I'll have a compound in the middle of nowhere.

you can store your gun stuff in one of my buildings. Just have to provide 25 rounds per each gun for me to shoot each month as a storage fee ;) visitation is of course allowed
 

AirOpsMgr

Director of Lavatory Services
Administrator
Lifetime Supporter
Mar 24, 2015
3,775
10,730
4,294,967,295
30354
My 7YO niece has been roasting the shit out of me since she got here yesterday at 4:00. Can't wait to drop the little shit off at the airport at 11:00.

"This doesn't look like much of an apartment."

"Why are you eating another bratwurst?"

"Your car looks weird."

"Your car is dirty."

"Why don't you clean your car?"

"My mom has a sunroof and a bunch of stuff in her car, yours doesn't have anything."
Wife's nephew got dropped off with us a while back, same stuff, but on top of it was hopped up on sugar and was being abusive to his younger sister, so we played a game.

I went into the garage and got a roll of shrink-wrap plastic that we use on air pallets (imagine a super-jumbo roll of saran-wrap), and we played super-hero saran-wrapped to the office chair .... then I went outside and poured a drink while his sister was able to take pot shots at him with a nerf suction cup gun..
that little shit got a taste of his own medicine
 

Slacker1972

Tracker
Kalash Klub
Lifetime Supporter
Oct 6, 2015
919
3,639
113
Franklin, Ga
Zip code
30217
I posted this in the secret Santa thread too.

My Santa did a great job!
Thanks Santa!

rainbow bunny
2 flashlights
SET Coin
Key knife
AR grip
Gun mount magnet
Mccaysville gun and drug hat

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Okuma

Proprietor
Kalash Klub
Lifetime Supporter
Oct 26, 2016
4,704
23,978
113
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Zip code
30115
Guy at work said his blower wasn't running right.
Ok, I'll look at it, probably just needs valves adjusted.
Oh, these blowers don't have valves.....
Looked him dead in the eye, that's why you're not the mechanic, and walked off.
Idiots, Idiots everywhere.
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Fast306stang

Black Bear under anesthesia
Site Supporter
Kalash Klub
Jul 1, 2015
18,091
98,514
113
Zip code
31028
Guy at work said his blower wasn't running right.
Ok, I'll look at it, probably just needs valves adjusted.
Oh, these blowers don't have valves.....
Looked him dead in the eye, that's why you're not the mechanic, and walked off.
Idiots, Idiots everywhere.
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