Faktory 47

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

EugenFJR

An anchor on a ship of fools.
Kalash Klub
Lifetime Supporter
Jul 3, 2015
4,564
16,321
113
Your mom's house
Zip code
90210
I took the turkey out of the freezer a day too late. Now I'm up at 3am putting in it water. I might be a retard.

Soaking in Miller Lite will speed up the process. Didn't drink beer last night, just wasn't in the mood. I'll be seeing my stepdaughter today, so yeah, I'll be drinking beer all day... and to be honest, I don't like Thanksgiving food other than the Turkey. So in 2 hours I get to wake up the wife so she can start baking shit, (green bean casserole, sweet potato pie and God knows what else, for 5 people) Good thing I bought a lot of beer yesterday.
 

karlvv

The LEGEND
Kalash Klub
Lifetime Supporter
Apr 3, 2015
3,784
12,415
113
Harlem, GA
Zip code
30814
Soaking in Miller Lite will speed up the process. Didn't drink beer last night, just wasn't in the mood. I'll be seeing my stepdaughter today, so yeah, I'll be drinking beer all day... and to be honest, I don't like Thanksgiving food other than the Turkey. So in 2 hours I get to wake up the wife so she can start baking shit, (green bean casserole, sweet potato pie and God knows what else, for 5 people) Good thing I bought a lot of beer yesterday.

I tried to go back to sleep but it didn't work. I'm up up. Now I'm drinking Soju and thinking about chopping celery and onions for my stuffing. I'm the Thanksgiving cook in this house.