Girls like “buy me a six pack and you a six pack but I don’t want you drinking 14 beers tonight.”
so I buy a 6 pack of 16oz cans and a 24oz starter and her a 6 pack of corona
then i slam my 24oz and my six pack, she drink 2 Coronas, I smash her butt, she passes out and I drink her 4 left over beers and take shots of tequilla
I’m a snake in the grass that can’t be tread on that also has a big ass snake dick and sings good
You should write songs
 
				
		
 
 
		 
					 
 
		

 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		

