You want my sympathy you’ll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilisI was cast out of my family at 14.. I lived.
You want my sympathy you’ll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilisI was cast out of my family at 14.. I lived.
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A little of this goes a long way. Mix with Martinelli's apple cider, doesn't screw up the taste too bad.
Drink it straight, get numb lips, raw throat.
When you’re not around I like to spread rumorsI did not!
I use a bottle of that and a fifth of whipped cream vodka when I make my apple pie brandy
Hey @Blue bio balls lookie what I did! The damn cold water valve wouldn't shut off completely so I had to find the main and shut it off there.
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I did not!
I use a bottle of that and a fifth of whipped cream vodka when I make my apple pie brandy
Hey @Blue bio balls lookie what I did! The damn cold water valve wouldn't shut off completely so I had to find the main and shut it off there.
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A little of this goes a long way. Mix with Martinelli's apple cider, doesn't screw up the taste too bad.
Drink it straight, get numb lips, raw throat.
I hope you're going to replace the sink too
Girls like “buy me a six pack and you a six pack but I don’t want you drinking 14 beers tonight.”
so I buy a 6 pack of 16oz cans and a 24oz starter and her a 6 pack of corona
then i slam my 24oz and my six pack, she drink 2 Coronas, I smash her butt, she passes out and I drink her 4 left over beers and take shots of tequilla
I’m a snake in the grass that can’t be tread on that also has a big ass snake dick and sings good
Never on accidentY’all ever shit in the tub?
Didn't know tequila was required for butt stuff, I'll try that instead of a little spit or lubrication next time
I want to. The sink and countertop is one piece so it will have to be done later. Those little black marks are scratches or cuts. Not sure how that happened.
I went and looked at a GT350 yesterday. The payment I was quoted on the phone was $70 lower than when I talked to them in person. Hard pass. If I LOVED the car, then maybe. But that one wasn't it.