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Jstegman1

Clown Baby
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Kalash Klub
Oct 14, 2019
11,462
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Da moon
New neighbor who is building on the lot next to us told us not to worry about getting animals because she likes to look at them, she just doesn't want to smell manure.

Had to bite my tongue and not tell her not to worry, that my animals like looking at people but don't like smelling them either.

I'll do as I damn well please lady. Someone sell me a herd of cattle ASAP.

DoNt LeT yEr AnImAlS pOoP.
 

Axeman

If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re FUKT!!!
Kalash Klub
Lifetime Supporter
Dec 5, 2016
7,679
36,680
113
Goat Rodeo Clown
Zip code
30188
I will need to hire you when I redo my kitchen. Current cabinets are Ikea, wife#1 loved them, wife#2 hates them, and they are 8 years old now.
I put 2 kichens in, it would be nice not to do the 3rd one myself.
I can even line you up with some Commie cabinets from one of the distributors I work for.
IKEA is straight awful stuff to work with.
 

Tedkennedy

Omnivore
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Kalash Klub
May 17, 2016
2,266
13,609
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Oklahoma
Zip code
74066
New neighbor who is building on the lot next to us told us not to worry about getting animals because she likes to look at them, she just doesn't want to smell manure.

Had to bite my tongue and not tell her not to worry, that my animals like looking at people but don't like smelling them either.

I'll do as I damn well please lady. Someone sell me a herd of cattle ASAP.

I'd have launched into my friendly neighbor routine..."yep lady, I know just what you mean. When I was younger I worked as a light guy on a porn set. Every time it was anal day the smell would gag a maggot"

The looks on peoples' faces when you tell them stuff like that is priceless, and they usually don't engage with me further.
 

Tedkennedy

Omnivore
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Kalash Klub
May 17, 2016
2,266
13,609
113
Oklahoma
Zip code
74066
Lol @ "anal day"

I listened to an interview with a guy that was a movie hand. He had gotten his start working on porn sets. I'm driving, listening to this guy and he says "you know, I was pretty excited to work in porn, but nobody warned me about the smell"

I cracked up, could hardly drive listening to him. Funny dude, true stories.
 

oio

I suck dick
Nov 17, 2015
1,686
5,739
113
Alpharetta
Zip code
30009
New neighbor who is building on the lot next to us told us not to worry about getting animals because she likes to look at them, she just doesn't want to smell manure.

Had to bite my tongue and not tell her not to worry, that my animals like looking at people but don't like smelling them either.

I'll do as I damn well please lady. Someone sell me a herd of cattle ASAP.
Shitty neighbors suck ass. But I’ve found that it’s not very difficult to find what they need or want for them to accept your way of doing things. You just have to talk to them. Some are just confused and predisposed to fear and negativity.
My last shitty neighbor was a work from home investment advisor from NY that always complained about everything despite his house being about 1/8mi away from mine. I ignored him. The only thing we had in common is we both like Mercedes.
He came over once to complain that I was cutting a tree at 10am on a Sunday morning.
I had some guns in the back on a table and some wooden boxes from shipments when he walked around back to complain.
He forgot about complaining and started asking questions “are those assault rifles, do you have permits, are you a cop, what are the boxes for”
I just smiled and explained the basics. It didn’t take long for him to understand and change his tone and ridiculous assumptions about guns and other things.
 

Miles

Ninja
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Kalash Klub
Jul 20, 2016
8,384
46,778
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NW GA
I can even line you up with some Commie cabinets from one of the distributors I work for.
IKEA is straight awful stuff to work with.
Ikea cabinets were much easier to install than regular, for me. One rail for the top, hang cabinets and they are all level.
Individual legs for the bottom cabinets, easy to level.


New cabinets will be hickory, traditional.
 

2Glocks

Off base and off line
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Kalash Klub
Aug 30, 2019
7,882
48,950
113
Your Mother’s House
Zip code
69696
Shitty neighbors suck ass. But I’ve found that it’s not very difficult to find what they need or want for them to accept your way of doing things. You just have to talk to them. Some are just confused and predisposed to fear and negativity.
My last shitty neighbor was a work from home investment advisor from NY that always complained about everything despite his house being about 1/8mi away from mine. I ignored him. The only thing we had in common is we both like Mercedes.
He came over once to complain that I was cutting a tree at 10am on a Sunday morning.
I had some guns in the back on a table and some wooden boxes from shipments when he walked around back to complain.
He forgot about complaining and started asking questions “are those assault rifles, do you have permits, are you a cop, what are the boxes for”
I just smiled and explained the basics. It didn’t take long for him to understand and change his tone and ridiculous assumptions about guns and other things.

Yeah I have no doubt we will find some common ground, hope she likes metal music and gun shootin lol. Its a middle-aged single lady and she said she was worried about being "out here" alone. I told her I would take her gun shopping so I think we will found something already haha
 

1776

World Class Dick Wrangler
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Kalash Klub
Sep 5, 2015
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8,600
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Da SAV
Zip code
31401
New neighbor who is building on the lot next to us told us not to worry about getting animals because she likes to look at them, she just doesn't want to smell manure.

Had to bite my tongue and not tell her not to worry, that my animals like looking at people but don't like smelling them either.

I'll do as I damn well please lady. Someone sell me a herd of cattle ASAP.
Bruh, get like 300 guineas. Then when those have lost their shock value, release a few dozen geese on her property.
 

oio

I suck dick
Nov 17, 2015
1,686
5,739
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Alpharetta
Zip code
30009
Yeah I have no doubt we will find some common ground, hope she likes metal music and gun shootin lol. Its a middle-aged single lady and she said she was worried about being "out here" alone. I told her I would take her gun shopping so I think we will found something already haha
That’s awesome! Security is a major thing for women so it sounds like she may become a great neighbor