HOSTAGE SCENARIO
- You're a hostage held by 5 baddies in a dark basement
- There's a small creak outside the door; the baddies look towards it
- Rabbit busts in wearing a collared shirt, camo pants, and Chuck Taylors with an American Spirit hanging from his mouth
- First thing out of his mouth is "Sorry I'm late, Shitbags. Couldn't decided between my Fleur-de-lis mag or my purple tapco." *he went purple tapco for clout*
- Next he yells "yippee kay-aya motherfuckers" before slotting them all with his AK
- He chuckles to himself as the powder clears and pulls out his Bakelite box. Its got Tall Boy PBR and cigars in it
- He cuts you loose with an antler handled homemade knife
- He takes you out for Cracker Barrel and then you watch him on Naked and Afraid while he cleans his guns
Except for the PBR.... #Nailedit