Howard Law

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

Balthaz

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I use a variation with my grandniece who turned 15 yesterday. I get a moment alone with the guys who come around and say, "See that beautiful little girl over there?" he says, "Yes." I say, "She's my Princess, my whole world & you need to remember one thing. I have no fucking problem going back to prison." & clap him on the back & walk away.

I told the little bastards that dated my Daughter that whatever they did to her I was going to do to them and not even use any lube.
My daughter used to punch me in the arm for saying wild crap to her boyfriends.
Now my wifes Son-in-law (my Daughters Thing she married) tells the guys comming around the same things about my Granddaughter.

Just to be clear My Wifes Son-In-Law is actually ok but that is the way I refer to him even to his face (he took my Princess).
 

Grunk

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I told the little bastards that dated my Daughter that whatever they did to her I was going to do to them and not even use any lube.
My daughter used to punch me in the arm for saying wild crap to her boyfriends.
Now my wifes Son-in-law (my Daughters Thing she married) tells the guys comming around the same things about my Granddaughter.

Just to be clear My Wifes Son-In-Law is actually ok but that is the way I refer to him even to his face (he took my Princess).
My niece (mother of the 15 yr old grandniece) had a new guy coming by to pick her up for a date when she was 16. I happened to be there helping my BIL with some project. She made me promise not to day anything to him. So I didn't. I just followed him from room to room as he met the fam staring at him intently. But I never said a word. She said the 1st thing out of his mouth when they got to his car was, " Is your uncle going to have a bunch of bikers following me everywhere now?"
 

Hayata

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@Jds556762 Best advice I have seen so far and I can not believe it came from @Hayata LMAO


Don't discount the old guys...

Seriously - seems like mine were born a few years ago but they are 16 now. Time will FLY by!

Start the accounts even if you can only put 50 bucks in each. And then set up some kind of auto-deduction with your bank, employer, whatever. Gotta make it so you never miss the money.