Faktory 47

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

Balthaz

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Grunk

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So, I can’t help but wonder


So, I can’t help but wonder why they expected YOU to take the lead on that...wait, lemme guess - the guy was a wuss?
And the sister...also a wuss?

But when I think about it, I dodged a serious bullet because my one child was upside down and backwards with the cord wrapped around his neck - dug in like a tick and a week late. He still is.
So I didn’t have to deal with my wife in labor. The idea of that was giving me panic attacks back then. She can be great, but she can also be a wrecker when she’s in a bad mood...
Yep. They were both the kind of people who panic because the power goes out for a half hour. fml. I did discover what the boiling water when someone's having a baby is all about. It gets all the panicked idiots out of the room & gives them something to occupy their time. Fortunately there were no complications. We were fucked if there were. But women gave birth for tens of thousands of years without hospitals. Basically, I had to not panic, catch, tie 0ff & cut the umbilical, make sure the mouth & throat weren't blocked & bathe. I was mosty just pissed they didn't name the little boy after me.
 

mark23

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Yep. They were both the kind of people who panic because the power goes out for a half hour. fml. I did discover what the boiling water when someone's having a baby is all about. It gets all the panicked idiots out of the room & gives them something to occupy their time. Fortunately there were no complications. We were fucked if there were. But women gave birth for tens of thousands of years without hospitals. Basically, I had to not panic, catch, tie 0ff & cut the umbilical, make sure the mouth & throat weren't blocked & bathe. I was mosty just pissed they didn't name the little boy after me.

Grunk would be a horrible baby name :p