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    Votes: 10 41.7%
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    Votes: 5 20.8%
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    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
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CQB27

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Oct 14, 2019
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In cadence!!!!! SCRUB! One two three! One two three! I’m a nasty private. Need to wear a diaper! One two three! ONE TWO THREE! Halt!
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At ease you fucking morons. Here’s how it’s gonna be. Squad leaders, get team leaders on those assholes. Inspection before final formation let me catch a mother fucker with a shit stain I swear I will light your ass on fire with JP8 make me fucking do it. The fuck you looking at Rodriguez? Get down and push. Dirtiest asshole of them all.

position of attention! MOVE!
Fall out! Squad leaders they’re yours

Rodriguez!!!! You keep pushing
When I was in jump school we had a three day weekend and the Black Hat that had to give us the mandatory safety brief said this.

"You grab-asstic idiots don't do a damn thing we tell you to. So....If you are going to drink...DRIVE! If you are going to swim.....SWIM ALONE! Platoon Sergeants git these worthless motherfuckers out of my face and off my GD quad!"

I giggled a little.
 

KhyberPass

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When I was in jump school we had a three day weekend and the Black Hat that had to give us the mandatory safety brief said this.

"You grab-asstic idiots don't do a damn thing we tell you to. So....If you are going to drink...DRIVE! If you are going to swim.....SWIM ALONE! Platoon Sergeants git these worthless motherfuckers out of my face and off my GD quad!"

I giggled a little.
I love safety briefings. Up in Alaska they always had to add in “don’t go to the fucking Boatel and blow cocaine with the mortars!” After we lost an entire mortar team to a hot piss test lol
 

Knight

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If anything I’m gonna get one of the CG boats we have here literally next to the station. A front and rear 50 cal and what looking like a big ass 40mm on it. Those boats are cool. I love going on calls where we get to board them and ride