Do not bake an old one in the house. Fry/pressure cook young ones, smoke old ones low and slow. Grandma used to make tamales out of the old ones.Still curious about eating raccoons....
Fuckin OPSEC!Oops did I accidentally show the address to an armory to my boog friends in a time of panic? Whoops
What you want, the NG armory, the fed training center, city PD, the coast guard!? All are within 3 miles of the station......whoopsFuckin OPSEC!
When I was in jump school we had a three day weekend and the Black Hat that had to give us the mandatory safety brief said this.In cadence!!!!! SCRUB! One two three! One two three! I’m a nasty private. Need to wear a diaper! One two three! ONE TWO THREE! Halt!
Position of attention! MOVE!
At ease you fucking morons. Here’s how it’s gonna be. Squad leaders, get team leaders on those assholes. Inspection before final formation let me catch a mother fucker with a shit stain I swear I will light your ass on fire with JP8 make me fucking do it. The fuck you looking at Rodriguez? Get down and push. Dirtiest asshole of them all.
position of attention! MOVE!
Fall out! Squad leaders they’re yours
Rodriguez!!!! You keep pushing
We have an artillery unit. So....howitzers??!!We’ve got one here in canton lol it’s got an old tank out front. Wonder if it runs...
You can drive an old tank can’t youWe have an artillery unit. So....howitzers??!!
There is a NG armory 1.6 miles from my bunk at the fire station. I’ll get some MREs. I have big vehicles too
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I’m sure it’s no different than an Abrams....how old we talking? Sherman’s? LmaoYou can drive an old tank can’t you
I love safety briefings. Up in Alaska they always had to add in “don’t go to the fucking Boatel and blow cocaine with the mortars!” After we lost an entire mortar team to a hot piss test lolWhen I was in jump school we had a three day weekend and the Black Hat that had to give us the mandatory safety brief said this.
"You grab-asstic idiots don't do a damn thing we tell you to. So....If you are going to drink...DRIVE! If you are going to swim.....SWIM ALONE! Platoon Sergeants git these worthless motherfuckers out of my face and off my GD quad!"
I giggled a little.
You can drive an old tank can’t you
Somewhere in between I’ll take a pic of it when I go by next.....wearing sunglasses and a fake mustacheI’m sure it’s no different than an Abrams....how old we talking? Sherman’s? Lmao
My wife grew up deep in Appalachia. Dirt poor. They used corn cob when growing up.You can even buy some corn on the cob.....have a little corn, save the cob for butt hole scrubbing later on.
Corn cob is rough, really rough. Newspaper is better.My wife grew up deep in Appalachia. Dirt poor. They used corn cob when growing up.