American Revival Apparel Company

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

KhyberPass

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DAMN! Is that what a reverse dong is worth these days or is that the "virus" price?
That’s standard reverse dongle prices for today’s market. Actually I think that would even be considered a fair price by today’s standards. @jimipanic is Lord of the Dongs though he’ll know for sure
 

CQB27

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I’m literally more disappointed in my fellow-man than I have ever been in my entire life. Fucking toilet paper!? Is the water shut off? You don’t own a fucking bath tub? Or a garden hose? Or a creek or a river or a fucking tree that has leaves? Are both your hands chopped off and you can’t scoot your asshole across the ground? I can’t take it. I want to lash out at the world over this

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You can even buy some corn on the cob.....have a little corn, save the cob for butt hole scrubbing later on.
 

KhyberPass

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You can even buy some corn on the cob.....have a little corn, save the cob for butt hole scrubbing later on.
I swear man I’m gonna blow up and give my butthole cleaning speech in public if I see one more line in a store. I’m gonna go viral on someone’s phone because I’m going to absolutely lose my mind. Staff Sergeant shit
 

CQB27

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That’s standard reverse dongle prices for today’s market. Actually I think that would even be considered a fair price by today’s standards. @jimipanic is Lord of the Dongs though he’ll know for sure
Damn, Just DAMN! I have noticed surplus AK furniture has all but vanished in the past 2 years. I guess the days of $45 stock sets are gone forever....and I thought it was going to be surplus mags first.
 

mark23

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I’m literally more disappointed in my fellow-man than I have ever been in my entire life. Fucking toilet paper!? Is the water shut off? You don’t own a fucking bath tub? Or a garden hose? Or a creek or a river or a fucking tree that has leaves? Are both your hands chopped off and you can’t scoot your asshole across the ground? I can’t take it. I want to lash out at the world over this

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Me neither. Worse case get in the shower. Toilet paper is like wiping mud off the floor with a sheet of paper anyway. Savages.
 

CQB27

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I swear man I’m gonna blow up and give my butthole cleaning speech in public if I see one more line in a store. I’m gonna go viral on someone’s phone because I’m going to absolutely lose my mind. Staff Sergeant shit
[PLATOON SERGEANT VOICE] "ON THE COMMAND OF 'SCRUB -READY SCRUB' YOU WILL TAKE YOUR DRIVE ON RAG AND YOU WILL SCRUB YOUR FORTH POINT OF CONTACT'S GLORY HOLE IN A RAPID AND VIGOROUS MOTION!" [PLATOON SERGEANT VOICE]
 

KhyberPass

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[PLATOON SERGEANT VOICE] "ON THE COMMAND OF 'SCRUB -READY SCRUB' YOU WILL TAKE YOUR DRIVE ON RAG AND YOU WILL SCRUB YOUR FORTH POINT OF CONTACT'S GLORY HOLE IN A RAPID AND VIGOROUS MOTION!" [PLATOON SERGEANT VOICE]
In cadence!!!!! SCRUB! One two three! One two three! I’m a nasty private. Need to wear a diaper! One two three! ONE TWO THREE! Halt!
Position of attention! MOVE!
At ease you fucking morons. Here’s how it’s gonna be. Squad leaders, get team leaders on those assholes. Inspection before final formation let me catch a mother fucker with a shit stain I swear I will light your ass on fire with JP8 make me fucking do it. The fuck you looking at Rodriguez? Get down and push. Dirtiest asshole of them all.

position of attention! MOVE!
Fall out! Squad leaders they’re yours

Rodriguez!!!! You keep pushing