Public toilets?

[mark23]

I went to my LGS today where I greet my friends with a solid handshake and a "Howyadoin!" and was promptly told no handshakes anymore. Fistbump was acceptable by one of them but not the other.

True story.

Kick them in the nuts.

 

[KhyberPass]

Kick them in the nuts.

Nothing says good to see you like a swift kick to the balls

 

[Knight]

He texted me and said he had the rest of the cash. Said he was at academy. So whatever, I’ll go get ammo. Turns out he had cash. But $135 was in $1 bills. Lmao this is hilarious

 

[3x]

Mail call

 

[mark23]

Nothing says good to see you like a swift kick to the balls

Seriously though, if it spreads like they say it does YOU CAN'T STOP IT. Just give it to everyone already. We'll all get it. It's called exponential growth.

 

[mark23]

Mail call
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You still rich or been wiped out by margin calls?

 

[KhyberPass]

He texted me and said he had the rest of the cash. Said he was at academy. So whatever, I’ll go get ammo. Turns out he had cash. But $135 was in $1 bills. Lmao this is hilarious

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Hey I love 1.00 bills make you look like a baller

 

[mark23]

He texted me and said he had the rest of the cash. Said he was at academy. So whatever, I’ll go get ammo. Turns out he had cash. But $135 was in $1 bills. Lmao this is hilarious

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Fellow firefighter?

 

[Jstegman1]

@Jds556762 everyone here forgot about that 10/22 sbr... But not me, I call dibs.

 

[KhyberPass]

Seriously though, if it spreads like they say it does YOU CAN'T STOP IT. Just give it to everyone already. We'll all get it. It's called exponential growth.

Nah there ain’t shit you can do about it. The damn cashier at home depot the other day tried to grab my phone to look at a picture I took of a barcode. I smacked her hands away and asked if she was gonna sanitize it. And now look at me, sick as fuck. I don’t even care anymore just laying here sweating it out. None of y’all come near me if I look super dicked up just take me out to the pasture

 

[KhyberPass]

@Jds556762 everyone here forgot about that 10/22 sbr... But not me, I call dibs.

 

[3x]

You still rich or been wiped out by margin calls?

I'm still highly leveraged

 

[Jstegman1]

Nah there ain’t shit you can do about it. The damn cashier at home depot the other day tried to grab my phone to look at a picture I took of a barcode. I smacked her hands away and asked if she was gonna sanitize it. And now look at me, sick as fuck. I don’t even care anymore just laying here sweating it out. None of y’all come near me if I look super dicked up just take me out to the pasture

Wtf bro. You young and healthy. Drink water, take fever meds, and fight it. Habibi couldn't kill you, don't let some chinavirus do it.

 

[KhyberPass]

Wtf bro. You young and healthy. Drink water, take fever meds, and fight it. Habibi couldn't kill you, don't let some chinavirus do it.

I helped lift and set a 550lb power pole the other day, I’m gonna put my dick in this virus

 

[Knight]

I don’t know how to act right now.

 

[KhyberPass]

 

[Jstegman1]

I don’t know how to act right now.

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Make it rain on Chelsea

 

[Shemp]

Oh fuck this is how cashless society is implemented

 

[Fast306stang]

Nothing says good to see you like a swift kick to the balls

Gun counter in the way!

 

[T_Max]

He texted me and said he had the rest of the cash. Said he was at academy. So whatever, I’ll go get ammo. Turns out he had cash. But $135 was in $1 bills. Lmao this is hilarious

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I bet he is a stripper and those 1s have dick juicy all over them.