Howard Law

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

Shemp

Boomerwaffen Fuddmander
Kalash Klub
Lifetime Supporter
Mar 24, 2015
13,835
59,922
1,000,001
Tesseract
Zip code
30152
Where is @Shemp ?? How do I respond to this.

“Hey man. I’m ready to head up but I’m alittle short after I gas up. Would u accept $360”
Dude I had someone tell me the exact same thing...said they used a lot of gas because they had a truck...I was like so the fuck what I have a truck and am fat so i use even more to lug around all this weight
 

Fast306stang

Black Bear under anesthesia
Site Supporter
Kalash Klub
Jul 1, 2015
18,091
98,514
113
Zip code
31028
Wasr prices only go up. Plus that was a WASRtown blowout special. Although I don't think anything is selling due to coronavirus scare

I went to my LGS today where I greet my friends with a solid handshake and a "Howyadoin!" and was promptly told no handshakes anymore. Fistbump was acceptable by one of them but not the other.

True story.
 

KhyberPass

Vaginal wart inspector
Kalash Klub Mod
Kalash Klub
Lifetime Supporter
Oct 14, 2019
18,181
109,754
113
Space
Ar pistol. Or the fn 5.7
You sir may claim an AR. First come first serve on which in you get. Pretty sure my old man will take my 5.7 contract my illness and also die so after Him it’s anyone’s guess where the wunder pistol ends up. No not the garbage can you hating ass bastards