Public toilets?

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What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%

  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%

  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%

  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%
  • Total voters
    24
Axeman

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Fast306stang said:
Some of those ppl are so out of touch with reality I don't think some of them are capable of wiping their own ass.

Had another delivery where we had to bring the SubZero all the way through the house to get to the kitchen, and they had all these end tables and coffee tables everywhere, they had just moved in so I guess that was the easiest stuff for them to setup. Well they all had these expensive ass vases on them. So instead of moving them, it was like an obstacle course for us to maneuver around them. I was just waiting for them to have a heart attack.

My partner was PISSED OFF by the time we got to the kitchen bc they were constantly nagging, "Oh, be careful, look out!!! Oh watch out for that!!!" etc. Instead of waiting for me to help him let the refrigerator down easily, he just let it hit the floor. I thought that guy was gonna have a conniption fit, "OH MY GOD, I HOPE YOU DIDN'T CRACK MY IMPORTED ITALIAN TILE!!!"

Honestly...I WAS shocked it didn't break any lol.

I would LOVE to have the money those ppl have. But NOT if it's gonna turn me into one of them. No way. Those ppl live in an entirely different universe.
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YES. I work in cabinets, and we do some really NICE work in multi-million dollar houses fairly often. On rare occasion, the homeowner is cool.

Seriously, do yourself a favor - If someone's at your house working for you, follow these simple steps:
1) SAY HELLO.
2) If we're going to be there a while, offer us some water, or a soft drink.
3) GO THE FUCK AWAY. Do not hover. Do not ask stupid questions. Do not try to pick up a few tips, because, seriously, you're never going to to this yourself anyway. That's why we are there in the first place.
4) Check back in to see if we need more water. GO AWAY AGAIN.
5) When we are done, thank us kindly, pay the bill (if presented), shake hands and say goodbye. If you have a hot 18+ daughter, send her out to do this last bit.

This is how you'll get the best work done, in a timely manner, and get a fast response on follow-up calls.
 
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I.D.-ten-T said:
YES. I work in cabinets, and we do some really NICE work in multi-million dollar houses fairly often. On rare occasion, the homeowner is cool.

Seriously, do yourself a favor - If someone's at your house working for you, follow these simple steps:
1) SAY HELLO.
2) If they're going to be there a while, offer them some water, or a soft drink.
3) GO THE FUCK AWAY. Do not hover. Do not ask stupid questions. Do not try to pick up a few tips, because, seriously, you're never going to to this yourself anyway. That's why we are there in the first place.
4) Check back in to see if we need more water. GO AWAY AGAIN.
5) When we are done, thank us kindly, pay the bill (if presented), shake hands and say goodbye. If you have a hot 18+ daughter, send her out to do this last bit.

This is how you'll get the best work done, in a timely manner, and get a fast response on follow-up calls.
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I know a plumber who used to quote jobs something like: X dollars, (X*10) dollars if you watch, (X*100) dollars if you help.
 
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