Howard Law

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
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Grunk

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So if I cut this shotgun barrel down how does that affect the pattern?
Ok, my 1st answer ("yes") was prolly not that helpful. Logic would say the pattern should spread more because the shot is held together in the tube for less time. My experience, however, is that there's no telling how the hell the pattern will change when you cut the barrel down, but it will definitely change. I've had the spread way out. some held about the same, some had a weird but consistent void in the pattern. :noidea:
 

Fast306stang

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YES. I work in cabinets, and we do some really NICE work in multi-million dollar houses fairly often. On rare occasion, the homeowner is cool.

Seriously, do yourself a favor - If someone's at your house working for you, follow these simple steps:
1) SAY HELLO.
2) If we're going to be there a while, offer us some water, or a soft drink.
3) GO THE FUCK AWAY. Do not hover. Do not ask stupid questions. Do not try to pick up a few tips, because, seriously, you're never going to to this yourself anyway. That's why we are there in the first place.
4) Check back in to see if we need more water. GO AWAY AGAIN.
5) When we are done, thank us kindly, pay the bill (if presented), shake hands and say goodbye. If you have a hot 18+ daughter, send her out to do this last bit.

This is how you'll get the best work done, in a timely manner, and get a fast response on follow-up calls.

Yes!
 

Axeman

If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re FUKT!!!
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Your're right. It's all about the upbringing.

I don't tell the people who think dogs are people they are wrong. But I ain't going too listen to those people when they say others are somehow sub-human because they don't think the same way.

I grew up on a cattle farm. Dogs were employees. Do your job or get cracked. Get sick or injured (vets are for livestock), get cracked. Interlope from your home on to the farm and stress the cattle, get cracked. I have a much more animal opinion of dogs than most, including my own wife & kids.

EX-FUCKING-ZACTLY
 

Shemp

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Ok, my 1st answer ("yes") was prolly not that helpful. Logic would say the pattern should spread more because the shot is held together in the tube for less time. My experience, however, is that there's no telling how the hell the pattern will change when you cut the barrel down, but it will definitely change. I've had the spread way out. some held about the same, some had a weird but consistent void in the pattern. :noidea:
Meh as long as it stays somewhat man sized at hallway distance I'm good
 

Axeman

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what do you yokels think about the Beretta 81 32 ACP pistol?


I just moved to atlanta and need a better CCW, light weight with safety and ambidextrous is a plus since left handed


I'd rather carry a Kel-Tec P-32 than that Beretta.

Oh, wait, I sometimes have.