Howard Law

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

Shemp

Boomerwaffen Fuddmander
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According to a $400 hourly rate set by @mark23 that comes out to just under 3 minutes. Since billing is typically done in 6 minute increments, it wouldn't meet the threshold required for completing a task. That means you get zero and I'll take your $19.82... at least that's how it probably works in private practice.

I'm prohibited from taking you $19.82 as a matter of law, so you could probably just use it to buy Tchibo Gold and dino nuggies instead.

Pro se litigant it is then
 

Jake

Steering wheel holder
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