Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

[Fast306stang]

 

[DeanMoriarty]

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Baaaaahahahahahahahahahaawaa she may never speak to me again

 

[Fast306stang]

Baaaaahahahahahahahahahaawaa she may never speak to me again

You mean she may never speak to ME again

 

[Fast306stang]

I'm not mad anymore but she HAS to know I'm gonna keep ripping that band aid off *evil grin* :>

 

[T_Max]

You mean she may never speak to ME again

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I can hear her saying WHATEVER

 

[erkinator 2]

I will be in cumming/Dawsonville 10-12

you know as soon as you leave the house your Santa will arrive and neoghbors will steal it,lol

 

[Fast306stang]

So she got pissy that I got my haircut but she didn't get pissy that I bought the shotty.

So now I know I can buy a new gun every 2-3 weeks as long as I get my haircut on the same day.

 

[Fast306stang]

 

[T_Max]

So she got pissy that I got my haircut but she didn't get pissy that I bought the shotty.

So now I know I can buy a new gun every 2-3 weeks as long as I get my haircut on the same day.

Be sure to talk about how cute your barber is

 

[T_Max]

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Plastic dip at its finest

 

[Red Squirrel 556]

Nobody over there has money

It's only worth about 20 bucks lol.

 

[Red Squirrel 556]

Nobody over there has money

But yea, no shit. I get occasional PMs offering me 20-40 less than whatever I have listed. I always say "you can make up the difference with a loaded mag or 2..."

 

[3clicks_Off]

Yeah she bounced all around that topic...get it???

You may wake up with a new haircut

 

[Cudruln]

Apparently I'm not allowed to get my haircut by a female when there's no other customers in the shop and discuss family/politics.

So when I push back she tells me she's kidding. But this is day 2 of the same "joke." Mmmm Hmmmm.

Beauty shop gossip. Everything you said plus some made it back to the wife.

 

[Fast306stang]

You may wake up with a new haircut

True long story short.

My brother had a live in GF who completely lost it one day and stabbed/slashed the couch with a butcher knife. My brother slept with a cutting board under a tee shirt that night bc he was scared she was gonna stab him. Like the cutting board was gonna help, smh...

 

[3x]

"okay have fun"

 

[3clicks_Off]

True long story short.

My brother had a live in GF who completely lost it one day and stabbed/slashed the couch with a butcher knife. My brother slept with a cutting board under a tee shirt that night bc he was scared she was gonna stab him. Like the cutting board was gonna help, smh...

I would have been sleeping at my hair stylist house that night

That's funny but fucked up

 

[Fast306stang]

I would have been sleeping at my hair stylist house that night

That's funny but fucked up

Years ago I told my wife I went to get my haircut, and the girl leaned in and told me, "I'm so hungry I could eat your ear."

And she proceeded to nibble on my earlobe. This happened when I was 20, I'm 47 now.

Apparently that's a story I should have kept to myself but I really didn't think much about it when I mentioned it...

 

[Fast306stang]

Years ago I told my wife I went to get my haircut, and the girl leaned in and told me, "I'm so hungry I could eat your ear."

And she proceeded to nibble on my earlobe. This happened when I was 20, I'm 47 now.

Apparently that's a story I should have kept to myself but I really didn't think much about it when I mentioned it...

Hell I forgot all about it until it got mentioned back at me tonight

 

[karlvv]

Hell I forgot all about it until it got mentioned back at me tonight