Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

Howard Law

Cudruln

Turning dollars into pennies.
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Apparently I'm not allowed to get my haircut by a female when there's no other customers in the shop and discuss family/politics.

So when I push back she tells me she's kidding. But this is day 2 of the same "joke." Mmmm Hmmmm.
Beauty shop gossip. Everything you said plus some made it back to the wife.
 

Fast306stang

Black Bear under anesthesia
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Kalash Klub
Jul 1, 2015
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You may wake up with a new haircut
True long story short.

My brother had a live in GF who completely lost it one day and stabbed/slashed the couch with a butcher knife. My brother slept with a cutting board under a tee shirt that night bc he was scared she was gonna stab him. Like the cutting board was gonna help, smh...
 

3clicks_Off

Practicing Freedom
Kalash Klub
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Feb 1, 2016
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Cartersville
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True long story short.

My brother had a live in GF who completely lost it one day and stabbed/slashed the couch with a butcher knife. My brother slept with a cutting board under a tee shirt that night bc he was scared she was gonna stab him. Like the cutting board was gonna help, smh...
I would have been sleeping at my hair stylist house that night

That's funny but fucked up
 

Fast306stang

Black Bear under anesthesia
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Kalash Klub
Jul 1, 2015
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I would have been sleeping at my hair stylist house that night

That's funny but fucked up
Years ago I told my wife I went to get my haircut, and the girl leaned in and told me, "I'm so hungry I could eat your ear."

And she proceeded to nibble on my earlobe. This happened when I was 20, I'm 47 now.

Apparently that's a story I should have kept to myself but I really didn't think much about it when I mentioned it...
 

Fast306stang

Black Bear under anesthesia
Site Supporter
Kalash Klub
Jul 1, 2015
18,091
98,514
113
Zip code
31028
Years ago I told my wife I went to get my haircut, and the girl leaned in and told me, "I'm so hungry I could eat your ear."

And she proceeded to nibble on my earlobe. This happened when I was 20, I'm 47 now.

Apparently that's a story I should have kept to myself but I really didn't think much about it when I mentioned it...
Hell I forgot all about it until it got mentioned back at me tonight