- Jul 1, 2015
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Baaaaahahahahahahahahahaawaa she may never speak to me again
I can hear her saying WHATEVER
you know as soon as you leave the house your Santa will arrive and neoghbors will steal it,lolI will be in cumming/Dawsonville 10-12
Be sure to talk about how cute your barber isSo she got pissy that I got my haircut but she didn't get pissy that I bought the shotty.
So now I know I can buy a new gun every 2-3 weeks as long as I get my haircut on the same day.
Plastic dip at its finest
Nobody over there has money
Nobody over there has money
You may wake up with a new haircutYeah she bounced all around that topic...get it???
Beauty shop gossip. Everything you said plus some made it back to the wife.Apparently I'm not allowed to get my haircut by a female when there's no other customers in the shop and discuss family/politics.
So when I push back she tells me she's kidding. But this is day 2 of the same "joke." Mmmm Hmmmm.
True long story short.You may wake up with a new haircut
I would have been sleeping at my hair stylist house that nightTrue long story short.
My brother had a live in GF who completely lost it one day and stabbed/slashed the couch with a butcher knife. My brother slept with a cutting board under a tee shirt that night bc he was scared she was gonna stab him. Like the cutting board was gonna help, smh...
Years ago I told my wife I went to get my haircut, and the girl leaned in and told me, "I'm so hungry I could eat your ear."I would have been sleeping at my hair stylist house that night
That's funny but fucked up
Hell I forgot all about it until it got mentioned back at me tonightYears ago I told my wife I went to get my haircut, and the girl leaned in and told me, "I'm so hungry I could eat your ear."
And she proceeded to nibble on my earlobe. This happened when I was 20, I'm 47 now.
Apparently that's a story I should have kept to myself but I really didn't think much about it when I mentioned it...