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DeanMoriarty said:
Lois could never have Superman’s baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes can handle the sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it’s strong enough to carry his child? He’s an alien, for Chrissake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth’s yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
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Alien is a derogatory term and offensive to ETs. Demi Lovato said so.
 
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DeanMoriarty said:
Lois could never have Superman’s baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes can handle the sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it’s strong enough to carry his child? He’s an alien, for Chrissake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth’s yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
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Larry Niven wrote about this in a 1969 essay called "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex"

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DeanMoriarty said:
Lois could never have Superman’s baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes can handle the sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it’s strong enough to carry his child? He’s an alien, for Chrissake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth’s yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
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Wait a second- I just read that Superman’s a homo now. Maybe Batman or The Hulk can play catcher for him? Happy Friday gents! Supposed to feel like fall this weekend- been sumertime forever.
 
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Tedkennedy said:
Wait a second- I just read that Superman’s a homo now. Maybe Batman or The Hulk can play catcher for him? Happy Friday gents! Supposed to feel like fall this weekend- been sumertime forever.
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yes sir cooling off here a little , should be a awesome opening weekend , im planning on knocking @karlvv out of the MFING Legend spot
 
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