Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

[DeanMoriarty]

I was gunna do a black hawk down remake but I am a broke bitch now and just need monies

Looks like you got it already! What’s missing? Spray paint and sandpaper?

Bloody nose

 

[T_Max]

No upstanding, respectable member of society would ever allow that to happen.
I have your gummies in the pantry, hidden from the grandkids.

That's how you treat other members of the krew

 

[DeanMoriarty]

My gun safe is like the island of misfit toys

So is the @KalashKlub

 

[1776]

Breakfast....

 

[Axeman]

I don't think anyone has been seriously injured in that underpass since I've been here ...just a lot of totaled cars. The whole damn city floods when we get any real rain.

I used to drive down Abercorn in the diesel rover after heavy rain
. Never failed, I'd be trudging through 1.5ft deep water and some moron would say to themself 'if a lifted diesel Land Rover can go through at 15mp
h, my Corolla can definitely do it at 50...'. Fuckin morons

They probably thought you were going so slow due to car trouble…it IS British…


Now if you had a LandCruiser, that’s different

 

[T_Max]

Yo

So is the @KalashKlub

ur a misfit Toy

 

[AC-130 Above]

I was gunna do a black hawk down remake but I am a broke bitch now and just need monies

Looks like you got it already! What’s missing? Spray paint and sandpaper?

Money. Lol. I’m tryna get my money up

 

[DeanMoriarty]

Yo
ur a misfit Toy

That's me on the right

 

[Hayata]

I’ve got 3…. The 870 Police Magnum, the sweet Ithaca, and the Trenchgun Norinco.

Dibs on the trenchgun. Want it for my son. Sellmedat.

 

[Hayata]

Is @Knight alive after last night?

 

[Knight]

Is @Knight alive after last night?

Physically yes. Mentally no

 

[2Glocks]

Physically yes. Mentally no

So normal for you?

just playing bro proud of what you do. That’s a selfless job

 

[Axeman]

I don’t know anything about cars/trucks other than that I like to drive them at questionable speeds. My truck was leaking coolant like a bitch. Thought it was the radiator, took it to my uncle and he found one of the hookups had a hairline crack in it.

When the system pressurized that thing was shooting out a stream of coolant.

$45 for a replacement all steel part (OEM is plastic), coolant flush and I’m back in business.

Oil change too for the old girl. Since I’m dumb and ride around on 33’s I can crawl underneath without jacking it up lol

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Someday maybe you’ll learn what ‘Old Truck’ really means…

 

[Axeman]

I was single (unmarried at least) for 10 years after my 5 year 1st marriage ended. It should be law (man law) one must remain unmarried for twice the duration of the marriage.

If this one ends or she passes, I will never remarry.

Well, that’d mean I’d have to wait 44 years. Fuck that.
I mean, I DO plan to live to be 438, but that’s just because it’ll take that long to figure out how to fix all my fuck-ups!!

So I’ll just skip the ring thing from here on…

 

[Axeman]

1. Not poor, just cheap
2. Under the VW's seat
3. Misfit guns speak to me (not in the Son of Sam way)

I should sell you the M79.

 

[Jstegman1]

I should sell you the M79.

Picking up something really boring and gay in a out an hour

 

[Axeman]

Picking up something really boring and gay in a out an hour

I won’t be home in an hour. Maybe later tonight?

 

[lesptr]

Someday maybe you’ll learn what ‘Old Truck’ really means… View attachment 129522

When it rolls over to 300k do you spoil it by washing it?

 

[lesptr]

Well, that’d mean I’d have to wait 44 years. Fuck that.
I mean, I DO plan to live to be 438, but that’s just because it’ll take that long to figure out how to fix all my fuck-ups!!

So I’ll just skip the ring thing from here on…

Single is the way to go.
Tired of putting up with women’s shit.

 

[T_Max]

Picking up something really boring and gay in a out an hour

Shadow 2 you ?