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Axeman

If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re FUKT!!!
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I don't think anyone has been seriously injured in that underpass since I've been here ...just a lot of totaled cars. The whole damn city floods when we get any real rain.

I used to drive down Abercorn in the diesel rover after heavy rain
. Never failed, I'd be trudging through 1.5ft deep water and some moron would say to themself 'if a lifted diesel Land Rover can go through at 15mp
h, my Corolla can definitely do it at 50...'. Fuckin morons
They probably thought you were going so slow due to car trouble…it IS British…


Now if you had a LandCruiser, that’s different
 

Axeman

If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re FUKT!!!
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I don’t know anything about cars/trucks other than that I like to drive them at questionable speeds. My truck was leaking coolant like a bitch. Thought it was the radiator, took it to my uncle and he found one of the hookups had a hairline crack in it.

When the system pressurized that thing was shooting out a stream of coolant.

$45 for a replacement all steel part (OEM is plastic), coolant flush and I’m back in business.

Oil change too for the old girl. Since I’m dumb and ride around on 33’s I can crawl underneath without jacking it up lol

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Axeman

If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re FUKT!!!
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I was single (unmarried at least) for 10 years after my 5 year 1st marriage ended. It should be law (man law) one must remain unmarried for twice the duration of the marriage.

If this one ends or she passes, I will never remarry.
Well, that’d mean I’d have to wait 44 years. Fuck that.
I mean, I DO plan to live to be 438, but that’s just because it’ll take that long to figure out how to fix all my fuck-ups!!

So I’ll just skip the ring thing from here on…
 
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lesptr

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Well, that’d mean I’d have to wait 44 years. Fuck that.
I mean, I DO plan to live to be 438, but that’s just because it’ll take that long to figure out how to fix all my fuck-ups!!

So I’ll just skip the ring thing from here on…

Single is the way to go.
Tired of putting up with women’s shit.