Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

[dial1911]

I’m replacing a kitchen island that another company installed poorly, it was supposed to be a clean install.
So I arrived earlier to find the island hadn’t been removed yet, and the plumber has already started hooking up the sink. Also, my saw keeps flipping the breakers, so I can’t do the finished base molding around the island perimeter.
Called the guy when I arrived to make sure I was supposed to be here and this was the right lot - never heard back, had to search for answers through the cabinet salesperson.
Then dickhead shows up for long enough to yell at me for parking on the driveway (as if I was going to unload all those cabinets from the street), then disappears.

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My opinion of this builder is kinda obvious…
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Now what was i thinking I'd say... ends with off. Ends with off... what was that first word??

 

[Jstegman1]

Finally landed. But now the shuttle won't get me until 9:45pm

 

[3clicks_Off]

Wear nothing but Speedo when you drive.

I got a speedo to loan for an evening
Just don't lose it
I paid extra for the Velcro to sport a chicken man patch

 

[lesptr]

New avatar.

 

[DeanMoriarty]

Samsies

 

[DeanMoriarty]

Which one of you old hoarders is hiding a M62 in the vaults?

 

[3clicks_Off]

Which one of you old hoarders is hiding a M62 in the vaults?

I got like 62 old M&Ms you're welcome too
They done turned gray

 

[Fast306stang]

Here’s the PG version of mine

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You look like hammered shit dude

 

[Fast306stang]

It’s ok I’m half mexican

Make me some Tacos!

 

[Fast306stang]

Which one of you old hoarders is hiding a M62 in the vaults?

How much are those now? Like $6K?

 

[3clicks_Off]

How much are those now? Like $6K?

He got that pp credit yo boiiiiz

 

[3clicks_Off]

New avatar.

Gobble Gobble

Me 3

 

[3clicks_Off]

Gobble Gobble

Me 3

@Hayata
Santa hat me Kalashnikov turkey dude

 

[Okuma]

I got like 62 old M&Ms you're welcome too
They done turned gray

 

[Miles]

Which one of you old hoarders is hiding a M62 in the vaults?

What year and in what condition are you willing to pay for?

 

[3clicks_Off]

What year and in what condition are you willing to pay for?

Isnt that just an akm with a super gay butt stock?

 

[3clicks_Off]

Isnt that just an akm with a super gay butt stock?

He said Gay Butt stock

 

[DeanMoriarty]

How much are those now? Like $6K?

I think closer to 10, I just need some furniture. Specifically a handguard, and retainers. Mine's gonna be a polytech

 

[3clicks_Off]

I think closer to 10, I just need some furniture. Specifically a handguard, and retainers. Mine's gonna be a polytech

Doc @Hood886 ain't gonna hammer no gay shit together for you

 

[DeanMoriarty]

What year and in what condition are you willing to pay for?

I ain't willing to pay for half of one of them thangs.I just need some accessories. In all seriousness, I'd pay a machine shop to make some handguard retainers, if I could find a handguard.