Excuses you give you wife

[EugenFJR]

I told my wife that I get a silencer or I get anal. She quickly agreed to the can.

















She hates it so much when I point out the smallest of details where she missed with the vacuum or the duster.

My wife rather do the anal.... She already has the "can" for that.... And it saves us $200 bucks... It's not like it's shoes or something...

 

[Righter13]

My wife knows where the trust is if she ever wants to see what we own... I think we're up to 10stamps w no bitchin and 1 pending @DoglegArms

 

[SafeCracka]

Is there food in the fridge? Is there a roof over your head? Are the lights on? Really? Now go make me a sandwich.

Bam, we have separate bank accounts for a reason.....

 

[dial1911]

She never has to ask whether or not the mortgage or power bill got paid, and never has to ask what's in the box I just brought home. However, she's aware of everything I have.

She had no idea guns were expensive when she met me... I remember a comment about "That was $450?" And I replied "Yeah- pretty good deal too."

She's seen guns come and go. I sell some to pay for new things, and sometimes new things just show up.

And she's not aware of the new Grunt-M @DoglegArms, so there's no reason to bring it up.

 

[DoglegArms]

My wife knows of 2 out of 3 that I am waiting on. Not quite sure how I am going to break the news about the middle one. But whatever I will figure something out.

Just leave me out of it! Remember I have to meet her in a couple months.

 

[DoglegArms]

Bam, we have separate bank accounts for a reason.....

Us too. We have separate credit cards as well.

 

[Cudruln]

Just leave me out of it! Remember I have to meet her in a couple months.

You're good. Don't worry about that

 

[Strider12]

Us too. We have separate credit cards as well.

Same here

Bam, we have separate bank accounts for a reason.....

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-N910A

 

[SafeCracka]

You're good. Don't worry about that

Same here



Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-N910A

But some how I always end up paying about 90% of everything.... LOL

 

[Kobayashi]

The real trick is to snort pure cocaine of a hookers ass together

It's taken a while but I'm catching on - you're giving us all a front row seat to your trip down the "wolf of wall street" path.

 

[DoglegArms]

But some how I always end up paying about 90% of everything.... LOL

Truth.

 

[Laufen]

Me: Hey sweetie, I just ordered a suppressor.

Her: Why? You can't really hear anyway.

Me: Because they're cool

Her: That makes more sense.

 

[Thenut]

"hey honey, im going out to have an awesome time and spend my money the way i want to"

*no reply*

hehehe not being married is awesome

 

[qodeBebop]

It's 9" long, 1.5" in diameter, and black.

 

[EugenFJR]

It's 9" long, 1.5" in diameter, and black.

So.... Your wife still dates?

 

[boss_hawg]

So.... Your wife still dates?

while he's at work...

 

[War Paint]

She could care less what I buy as long as she doesn't have to feed it

 

[Mac11FA]

No issues here. She stays at home and I pay for everything. She only cares about her guns.