Excuses you give you wife

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EugenFJR

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I told my wife that I get a silencer or I get anal. She quickly agreed to the can.

















She hates it so much when I point out the smallest of details where she missed with the vacuum or the duster.


My wife rather do the anal.... She already has the "can" for that.... And it saves us $200 bucks... It's not like it's shoes or something...
 

dial1911

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She never has to ask whether or not the mortgage or power bill got paid, and never has to ask what's in the box I just brought home. However, she's aware of everything I have.

She had no idea guns were expensive when she met me... I remember a comment about "That was $450?" And I replied "Yeah- pretty good deal too."

She's seen guns come and go. I sell some to pay for new things, and sometimes new things just show up.

And she's not aware of the new Grunt-M @DoglegArms, so there's no reason to bring it up. :)
 

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Me: Hey sweetie, I just ordered a suppressor.

Her: Why? You can't really hear anyway.

Me: Because they're cool

Her: That makes more sense.
 

Thenut

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"hey honey, im going out to have an awesome time and spend my money the way i want to"

*no reply*

hehehe not being married is awesome
 
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Mac11FA

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No issues here. She stays at home and I pay for everything. She only cares about her guns.
 
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